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Shortest Fairytale Ever

garred · 2005-04-15 15:48:59

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" She said "No" And the guy lived happily ever after

15-04-2005 4:48pm

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garred

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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"

She said "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after

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#2 17-04-2005 12:38pm

curliq

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thats funny? me gets it, but tisn't funny

brownie points for effort perhaps

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#3 17-04-2005 1:24pm

kittenkiller

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Brought a tear to my eye!

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#4 17-04-2005 4:26pm

JackKelly

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i anti-laughed

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#5 17-04-2005 4:58pm

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kittenkiller wrote:

Brought a tear to my eye!

Like a swift punch to the boobs.

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#6 17-04-2005 5:25pm

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Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Like a swift punch to the boobs.

That quote deserves a thread of its own! Hehehe

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#7 17-04-2005 5:28pm

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it's funny because i hate women*

*i don't really

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#8 17-04-2005 9:19pm

Gone West

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I cried

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#9 17-04-2005 9:42pm

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Worst joke EVER

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#10 18-04-2005 12:50am

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Have you ever heard the dead baby jokes.....? I think they could compete for the title of worst joke ever.

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#11 18-04-2005 12:51am

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:mad: That about covers it for me.

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#12 18-04-2005 10:35am

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Hey, this is funny!

It made me laugh in any case....

Short and sweet.

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#13 18-04-2005 10:53am

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I have read more interesting things on a tin of beans...

next time don't bother

try this...

A duck walks into a bar and sits down, looks at the barman and says

"Got any bread?"

Barman replys: "no, sorry mate"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "I just told you i haven't got any bread!"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "If you ask if i have got any bread one more time i am gonna nail your F***in' beak to the bar!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "NO, I DONT HAVE ANY NAILS!"

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Glipmac :cool:

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#14 18-04-2005 1:28pm

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hmmm, "garred" is remarkably similar to what I'd do to you if I was mod.

Waste of a thread. (They're an endangered species you know?)

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#15 18-04-2005 2:46pm

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Hey come on give the guy a break it is fairly amusing....

And i've seen wayyyyy worse posted as new threads!

Example - Crap joke

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#16 18-04-2005 8:42pm

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Don't worry Mobile, your right there are plenty of sh1te jokes in this forum but I'd just click my mouse button. Guess some people love a good old moan.

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