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How big is your willeh?

funky penguin · 2005-04-16 16:27:01

Inspired by this here thread. Don't be shy!!!! someone else go first

16-04-2005 5:27pm

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Inspired by this here thread.

Don't be shy!!!!

someone else go first

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#2 16-04-2005 5:33pm

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Pi.

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#3 16-04-2005 6:00pm

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Is that 3.14 inches or 3.14 centimetres?

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#4 16-04-2005 6:01pm

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Radians.

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#5 16-04-2005 6:05pm

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In feet or yards?

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#6 16-04-2005 6:12pm

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No metric system here. Feckin French.

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#7 16-04-2005 6:51pm

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Wait, isnt funky_penguin a girl?!

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#8 16-04-2005 6:54pm

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funky penguin wrote:

No metric system here. Feckin French.

Ok then. Hmmm....how many feet in a meter

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#9 16-04-2005 8:59pm

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Mine is huge

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#10 16-04-2005 9:24pm

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Rozabeez wrote:

Wait, isnt funky_penguin a girl?!

not quite dear

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#11 16-04-2005 9:30pm

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*cries* NOOOOOOOOOO!

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#12 16-04-2005 11:38pm

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#13 17-04-2005 1:26am

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^^Take it to PMs.

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#14 17-04-2005 9:50am

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to make things fair we need a how big is you boobs thread.

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#15 17-04-2005 11:43am

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Mine is so big it keeps me afloat.

No that's not a sperm whale.

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#16 17-04-2005 11:57am

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Because it's an orca...

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#17 17-04-2005 1:25pm

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Rozabeez wrote:

*cries* NOOOOOOOOOO!

Terribly sorry.

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#18 17-04-2005 1:25pm

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You should be!

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#19 17-04-2005 1:32pm

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http://www.magazine.com.pk/entertainment/jokes/his_her/big/breasts.jpg

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#20 17-04-2005 2:27pm

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Mental Overload....to much slush puppy.......brain freeze :eek:

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#21 17-04-2005 3:29pm

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Sarky wrote:

You should be!

Terribly sorry.

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#22 19-02-2006 2:16pm

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You should be!

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#23 19-02-2006 2:44pm

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as big as tba's.

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#24 19-02-2006 2:47pm

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Isn't tba a girl? Kudos on the zombification of this, one of my first nest threads.

That was before you were cool, Tar.

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#25 19-02-2006 3:06pm

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funky penguin wrote:

Isn't tba a girl?

/ME peers at tba's trousers, I hope so.

That was before you were cool, Tar.

In the long long ago?

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#26 19-02-2006 3:22pm

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AMBIGUITY!!

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#27 19-02-2006 3:35pm

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your avatar kind of suits your face man!
I don't know what size mine is, it keeps changing

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#28 19-02-2006 5:32pm

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Tar, its impossible to state in words how much I love you, so heres a pictorial interpretation:

Know what? I'm gonna throw Rhyme in there too.

Awwwwww YEah.

And anyone who wants to join.
..........a/s/l?

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#29 19-02-2006 5:45pm

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I found this picture and inverted it for you, it is a picture of inverted löv.

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#30 19-02-2006 5:48pm

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It says everything.

......doesn't it?

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#31 19-02-2006 5:54pm

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One line response conveying humour properties, 4 and VI.

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..
...
....sheep.

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#32 19-02-2006 6:00pm

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Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

And an erection to my pants.

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#33 19-02-2006 6:37pm

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funky penguin is my sister, and he has two willehs and one boob.

Its in the middle of his forehead.

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#34 20-02-2006 11:42am

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my willy is big..... REAL BIG!!!

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#35 20-02-2006 1:05pm

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funky penguin wrote:

Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

And an erection to my pants.

You should reverse the oreder of those two lines for perverse reasons.

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#36 22-02-2006 6:12pm

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The best kind of reasons!

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#37 22-02-2006 7:12pm

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They are the only reasons I ever have with you, funkeh.

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#38 22-02-2006 7:56pm

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/me has intimate reasons with tar

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#39 22-02-2006 10:23pm

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im not bragging or anything but mine is bigger than this
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/otherphotos/inflatable-penis.jpg

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#40 23-02-2006 1:00am

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Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?

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#41 23-02-2006 1:58am

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Sarky wrote:

Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?

Damn you discovered the hidden message.

now to go to the doctor.

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#42 23-02-2006 5:06am

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Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.

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#43 23-02-2006 10:48am

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i just went around ****ing people....WITH MY MASSIVE COCK!!!

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#44 23-02-2006 1:09pm

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your cock has the bird flu, well done for spreading it around

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#45 23-02-2006 1:11pm

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Oh noes, a cock with a cough...

o_Ó

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#46 23-02-2006 4:11pm

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Rhyme dishes out the hot dickings.

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#47 23-02-2006 5:12pm

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funk-you wrote:

Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.

That's about average... I would say... or at least that's what other websites say... not that I've read any of em....**cough cough**...... Anyway I'm about 6 and a half inches..... or there abouts!!!

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#48 23-02-2006 5:34pm

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*notes*

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#49 23-02-2006 9:43pm

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#50 08-03-2006 7:58pm

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All very informative. I'll keep it in my pants

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#51 08-03-2006 8:03pm

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mine is so big it doesnt exist

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