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How big is your willeh?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    What are you noting Tar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    which one do i measure? the former or the latter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    No the middle one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    homah_7ft wrote:
    No the middle one.
    LOL

    Funneh man!



    The correct way to measure your penis size (erect) is to get a ruler and press it over your penis, at the top side, not beside the penis, and press the ruler right into your body (so as not to cheat), and get the measurement from the base of your penis right up to the tip (head) of your penis.


    ........But then i'd wouldn't be into all that stuff, so I wouldn't....

    ..........**cough cough***


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Scraggs wrote:
    mine is so big it doesnt exist

    Oh yes it does!

    Top drawer, needs replacement batteries :D

    /runs


  • Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Vinnie69


    Inspired by this here thread.

    Don't be shy!!!!

    someone else go first
    go first ? where to?

    Surely one does these things at home? Or am I missing out on the scene? Is it like dogging? If it is in Sligo, I know the woods well. Do tell!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 742 ✭✭✭smodgley


    big enough to fill 4 pushchairs:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    So apparently Rozabeez 1st thought I was a girl, then thought (for 3 years) that I was gay.

    I really have to re-think my posting behavior.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I thought you were a zombie?????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    omg!! the Zombie Lesbians from Mars are invading!!!!:eek:



    can I just check the ambient temperature for this measurement????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sparky wrote: »
    Penis-Download.jpg

    Then mine is 30Mb/s! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    sNarah wrote: »
    I thought you were a zombie?????

    If only.....maybe then Sarky would notice me. ;_;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I find that rubbing yourself in whiskey and honey usually does the trick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    If you change the mixture to Cocktails and Eau Du AvrilLavigne then you will lure in Tar for sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /mixes all above ingredients together, then lathers.

    /Lies prostrate in expectation. 2 for 1, oh bebe!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    There's a required mating ritual dance as well. Go on, off you go then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /Boogie Woogies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /faceraep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    See? Success!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I must purchase a magnifying glass before I can properly accommodate this thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    This should make everyone here feel better.
    HubbleSpaceTelescope.jpg


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