What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

spunkymunky

Just the usual for me
Ran around Galway for about 20 minutes with just the shoes on. Something similar in Kilkenny.
Climbed up on a thatched roof to see the view off the coast on dunmore east at night. Made sense at the time. The got lost on the way back. My description of where i was involved "theres white lines on the middle of the road, come get me"
Called some guy a pimp because he was answering some girls questions for her. He didnt see the funny side. Luckily my friend dragged me away before anything happened
Oh, i wipped it out outside trinity just to get a sup of my friends coke. After he stopped laughing i got my drink!!
just the ones i can remember

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hmm where will i start!!!

~myself and a close friend of mine decided to mix absent and red aftershock! we did swiggy's with the bottles got very very drunk(have some bad pix to prove and no not posting any) headed back to mine(i was 18 and she was 16). My dad greated us at the door asked us what we were drink and we said 3 smirknoff ice's each and he believed us(we had just stared our drinking life style).. As we crawled up the stairs then into my room we lay on the bottom bunk head to toe(neither of us wanted to attempt the climb).

Any way as the room tends to do when you are very drunk.. it started to spin...

both myself and herself trew up red and green water(we decided not to eat on that day) all over the bed and passed out... sometime in the earlier hours of the morning we awoke our hair stuck to the covers ect.. we pealed ourselfs off the bed and washed the beding and ourself in the bath.. after we where washed we opened the window and clinbed up to the top bunk and continued to sleep.. i was just very grateful that my parents where taking my daughter to visit her cousins down the country for the day!!!!

~i ran face first in to a steal poll while tring to get away from my friend who was tring to get me home(miss you xx)

~walked to dun laoghaire from temple bar... and fell asleep in front of the kingston hotel with my partner!

~made my bf cut my hand open with a knife(i didnt believe it was sharp enough)

~me and my friend in the first one went drinking again! this time when we got back to mine we decided to be really smart and take of our shoe(so my dad wouldnt wake up this time) we took off our newrock boots and our leather jackets and our stockings(we didnt want to rip them on the ground) left everything at the end of my road and walked home! noticed that i had forgotten my keys (they where in my coat but i couldnt remember where my coat was) we decided to go around the back!!

to go around the back we had to climbe an 8 foot wall walk along that wall the lenght of the side of our house manouver down the wall again. when we reached the dog box my dog dalmation didnt recognise my mate and started to bark snarle and jump at us!!


this woke up my dad and he brought us in.. put us to bed and had a very long talk in the morning!!

all our stuff was still there(wallets and all)

Hyflyer

Shouting Anto & Deco at random scumbags in Dublin. Went skinny dipping, went swimming in the ocean during a thunderstrom - beach was also around 5 miles cycle away, tore 2 ligaments in my ankle & sprained it at at college ball after sliding down the bannisters, got hosed down in my french exchange students garden cos I was so trashed, fell asleep on a tennis court in chicago, took mind altering substances, gatecrashed a turkish wedding ceremony in brussels, climbed to the top of one of those gigantic construction cranes, Probably the dumbest thing was breaking into a chipper in America - it was one of those ones by a beach, and it had toilets adjacent to it, which were open. Open up a ventilation shaft and climbed through, falling around 8 feet down into the chipper. Very lucky not to get caught/break bones..Probably more too that I can't think of

woosaysdan

one time i was so drunk i pissed in a elevator and the elevator stopped at one floor and people standing there watching me piss in the corner!!!

arbeitsscheuer

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~i ran face first in to a steal poll while tring to get away from my friend who was tring to get me home(miss you xx)

Done that. Felt no pain whatsoever, myself and my mates were p*ssin ourselves laughin for bout 15 minutes afterwards...

Woke up with aching pain on right side of face - went to the mirror and found i had a massive bruise stretchin from my chin to just below my eye.

What was funny was, it was in London and I'd gone over for an Arsenal game, and loads of the fans I spoke to thought I had war-paint on (ala braveheart). I reckon they were just takin the p*ss tho, it was so obviously a bruise...

glynf

Got demented drunk at a party, went to the 24 hr. shop for cigs and climbed a tower crane on an adjacent building site on the dock rd. in Limerick.
I sat in the drivers seat to have a smoke, and discovered the power was left on, so I started spinning it around, and raising and lowering the hook thing. When I remembered what happened and told my mates the following night, they did'nt believe me at first, so three of us went back up it for a laugh.
On hind sight, a very stupid thing to do-but at the time was a good laugh.

AARRRGH

On a slightly more serious note...

I ****ed a friend of mine, who happens to be an escort, without a condom. And I then discovered she had her period.

Unbelievably retarded and something which disturbs me greatly.

Luckily she was STD free.

Alcohol... wtf.

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i cracked my eyebrow open thought it was so funny was out cold for a minute or two! my mate wanted me to go to the hospital but i was too blitz i was nah!! i'll be fine sure it didnt kill me did it!!

glynf

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i cracked my eyebrow open thought it was so funny was out cold for a minute or two! my mate wanted me to go to the hospital but i was too blitz i was nah!! i'll be fine sure it didnt kill me did it!!

I feel your pain, fell over coming out of pub(lots of vodka+fresh air=loss of balance) and tore my eyelid. Could see out of same eye with eyelid closed.
no hospital either.
woke up next morning in then gf's best friends bed, head stuck to pillow with blood. :eek:
and the first thing i said to myself? never again. lol.

fjon

In my younger days:
Running over a long line of parked cars. Didn't realise I had done it until I saw the muddy footprints on them the day after.

Deciding to cook a tin of beans on a campfire, and then pouring lighter fluid on the fire to get it going. The thing exploded of course, and the red-hot beans flew everywhere. Miraculously no-one got hit...

petes

glynf wrote:

I feel your pain, fell over coming out of pub(lots of vodka+fresh air=loss of balance) and tore my eyelid. Could see out of same eye with eyelid closed.
no hospital either.
woke up next morning in then gf's best friends bed, head stuck to pillow with blood. :eek:
and the first thing i said to myself? never again. lol.

That sounds very very sore especially the part about seeing through your eyelid and it closed. Yeah as I already mentioned I ran into a wall with whole vodka air thing and woke up with head stuck to pillow also. Wasnt as nasty as yours though.

seamus

Drank a bottle of vodka in 45 minutes. Spent the next [**SOME TEXT MISSING**] hours puking my ring hanging over a balcony, drifting in and out of conciousness.

Infini

seamus wrote:

Drank a bottle of vodka in 45 minutes. Spent the next [**SOME TEXT MISSING**] hours puking my ring hanging over a balcony, drifting in and out of conciousness.

Damn that must've been nasty.

Guru Maith Agut

After a serious session one Saturday night down Temple Bar direction we (a good friend and I) were heading down towards the back of the Clarence Hotel when low and behold, in front of me there were two large metal wheelie bins... The kind they put all the black sacks into (big ones that must hold 8 - 10 sacks). Being in the giddy (and pissed) humour I was in I bolted and threw (literally) myself on top of the open bin. It was hilarious at the time! The following Thursday night we were out (same friend and the missus) for a few scoops and I was complaining of pains all across my chest and a sort of tightness. I lifted up my shirt and my chest was covered in 2/3 large bruises. I couldn't understand how they got there until I was gently reminded of my Skip Diving exploits by my mate and all came flooding back to me. Boy was I sore for a long time after that one but we sure pissed ourselves laughing about it and have done for years since. :rolleyes:

glynf

petes wrote:

That sounds very very sore especially the part about seeing through your eyelid and it closed. Yeah as I already mentioned I ran into a wall with whole vodka air thing and woke up with head stuck to pillow also. Wasnt as nasty as yours though.

I'll bet the worst part was removing your head from the attached crusty pillow.

theCzar

A group of friends decided to start a fight club at about 2am in a car park, i won the fight, but wrecked the ligiments in my thumb, took about 6 months before to heal fully.

To put your misery in perspective...

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/06_04/06-04-black-blue.htm

kinkstr

theCzar wrote:

A group of friends decided to start a fight club

you dont talk about fight club

arbeitsscheuer

kinkstr wrote:

you dont talk about fight club

Someone had ta say it!!!


Priceless...

kinkstr

SebtheBum wrote:

Someone had ta say it!!!


Priceless...

i tried to fight the urge

theCzar

yeah, well i quit fight club via text message the next day... so

fight club
fight club
fight club
fight club
fight club

you should have seen the other guy etc.

kinkstr

theCzar wrote:

you should have seen the other guy etc.

was his name robert polson?

CathyMoran

Does drinking half a bottle of Vodka and half a bottle of whiskey within 15 minutes then being sick for two days count? I did this once when I was younger - could not drink for 2 years afterwards and I still feel quesy at the smell of Vodka.

hardCopy

Rugby tackled one of those "squishy" traffic island bollards, first time I did it I "gently" threw myself at it and discovered that they really are squishy. 10 mins later saw another one and threw myself at it with wreckless abandon - that one was solid.

Did the fight club thing one night in a park. Had a rematch the following week on D'Olier St. which ended up with a female garda throwing her considerable weight on top of me as she launched off her moving push bike, got banned from the nite-link for it too

idontknowmyname

I though it would be hilarious to dump a full pint of bulmers over my friends head.....just for a laugh....except he didn't find it funny!!!

Another one is I doodled in pink highlighter all over a college mate's face whilst he was passed out. Next morning he woke up and didn't have a clue....he went to the bathroom and went mental. He spent about an hour trying to scrub it off...he went to get a bus home and was getting weird looks from people cause most of the highlighter hadn't come off so he had an illuminous pink face.

Another friend who had passed out on the floor of a friend's house after a large amount of vodka, got a make-over. Me and another girl got our make-up out and put lipstick, blusher and eye-shadow on him. We put loads of dots on his cheeks with eye liner then got a load of his fags and stuffed them into his mouth.....I had a camera so got some very funny pictures. Of course our victim woke up and went crazy.

Moral of the story................never pass out when I'm around...........you never know what I'll do!!!!

glynf

hardCopy wrote:

Did the fight club thing one night in a park. Had a rematch the following week on D'Olier St. which ended up with a female garda throwing her considerable weight on top of me as she launched off her moving push bike, got banned from the nite-link for it too

Rofl. Now that I would pay to see.Probably thought she was in the bill or something..
I was nearly clattered by one of our fine portly defenders of justice lately-on a footpath, and the dopey prick looked at me and tutted as if I was in the wrong... :rolleyes:

kano476

took a dump in my front garden.
put my fist through the window in the doorframe of my font door.
threw my patio furniture into the neighbours garden.
rugby tackled one of those black bins and managed to rip it out of the ground.
tried to break into a costguard station.
fell asleep outside my back door in a puddle of me own sick.
lined cones all the way across a main road so that cars couldnt pass.
ran over cars and then fell off.

if im left on my own when drunk im liable to do something stupid and very reckless. the thing with the traffic cones now that i think about it was f8cking dangerous coz if there had been ambulances or fire brigade they would have had to plough through or get out and remove them. like everything when drunk - it seemed a good idea at the time.

NeMiSiS

Rode the gf in the bum.. bahahaha.
Tom

banquo

I have never done anything stupid while drunk.

theCzar

banquo wrote:

I have never done anything stupid while drunk.

then you've never been properly drunk, how dull.

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now the thing is what does he think is stupid!!! he may have done alot of things that we may find stupid but!!! he may not!!