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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?
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ah jebus... i've just remembered the night of my life that i've been trying to forget for 3 years
first off, i drop kicked a friend's car keys - this was when we'd only just ****ing well arrived at a party in the middle of nowhere!
i spent an hour or so trying to find them (most of that time was spent drinking iirc...)
i soon gave up, found a mate and took some illicit substances.
ehm... at some stage i tried rugby tackling some young lad (about 15) only to find out that he'd been doing tae kwando (sp) for the past 5 years. cue me getting flipped ninja style and spraining my ankle.
i then started chatting up some 16 year old chick, who confided in me that she was scared ****less of dogs... funnily enough a friends jack russel walked past a few minutes later and i thought it'd be funny if i picked it up and shook it in her face
(heh. that sounds dirty)
the friend who's keys i'd lost had to call his dad and get him to drive over with the spare set of keys... i decided that i hadn't had enough partying and so declined a lift home.
at around 7pm on sunday - almost 24 hours since arriving - i decided i'd had enough and got a lift to a town about 11 miles from my house.
i then started hitching home. as if my sprained ankle wasn't punishment enough, at around this stage, i started to lose my voice.
covered in mud and limping like a mofo, i had to hobble for about 2 miles before anyone picked me up. and in the state i was now in (i needed bed and i needed bed BAD) getting picked up with a priest was pretty much the last thing i wanted to deal with...
man i miss the bad old days
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Came out of the Longstone pub and was bursting so went across the road and began to pee against a buliding, which turned out to be the Garda station, sobered up so quickly that night.
Theres loads, peed in the hotpress, in a mates bedroom, into my toilet bag, theres loads
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Hmm have done a couple of things while drunk i'm not very proud off.
1st and for most would be went to a 2k party , had 2 pints in the pub and brought about 6 cans back with me, only 2nd can i blank ( found out later someone thought it would be funny to spike my drink, didn't think it was so funny when i found out who it was and i broke thier arm). I did several dances, redision of west side story, Fell in bullet time ( well thats how everyone discribes it, was at a 60 deg. angle according to them). walked around the house bolloc naked apart from a Paddy hat on me. Dressed again at some stage, crashed the nextdoor neighbours party , intergrated both parties some how. at fireworks time chased the streaming rockets with 2 of my friends being dragged behind me.
Then upon hearing about my matrix style performace, was doing it again , except this time fell , hit a door and smashed it through it's door frame the wrong way with my head ( got concussion).
No one noticed that part, fell asleep in the sitting room, snorring so bad that everyone took turns trowing things at me. Got a lift home the next day with a roaring headache, asked a the guy driving what i got up to. I went as red as the car , and didn't drink again for 6 months .. till i found out what happend to my drink :mad: .
happier times :
Walkign around a mosquito infested forrest in my underware ( got bit 47 times and had a trip to tripsville )
Stole a bottle of Gin from a bar on a booze cruise got caugth and spent the night in the drunk tank.
Stole every traffice cone on my way home from a friends house and put them all around one car ( must of been at least 15 cones).
Another time stole everything , cones , signs lamps on the way back to a mates house. and aranged it all in his living room for him. ( he didn't bat a eyelid).
Getting drunk enough to not be able to focus on anything .. eating what i though where crips and turn out it was magic musshys and laughing my head off reading the electricity bill.
Going up the stairs of the party to puke in the jacks .. getting up stairs , forgot what i had come up for , and going back down.
Doing a nick knack on someons house .. with them standing in the garnden.
eating 2 16" pizza's with everything on them , a breakie roll and still being hungry ( now that is my best , the look on everyones face was priceless).
Hacking into my old employers voice mail system and leaving him a message from the exchange it self , i still worked for them at the time and had several meetings about it as it wasn't meant to be able to do that.
Went drinking with one of my bro's woke up on a park bench ...
Slept with some really minging girls.
Feel asleep in front of the door with my key in the door, woke up got in, dad see's me and askes where i was , i blurt out "A party"
all in all .
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Stood naked from the waist up on the Quincentennial bridge at 5am shouting at the river. apparently i was quite angry at it and dangled very far over the railings, luckily had concerned, slightly less drunk friends to pull me back.
Confessing true feelings for a female friend. she won't talk to me now. 0 -
Lol, that must've been a very funny sight.Ruadan wrote:Stood naked from the waist up on the Quincentennial bridge at 5am shouting at the river. apparently i was quite angry at it
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GoldenGirl* wrote:Lost my shoe (on 3 seperate occasions) got sick on my b day cake, table danced wearin a skirt persuaded d milkman t giv me n my friends a lift home aft we spent our last 5 persuadin d barman t giv us 3 sambuca shots each, decided t stay out all night so I cud go shoppin d nxt day( got home at 6 d folowin evening) n took all d money out of my account in order t buy more vodka n red bulls..... N now am abt t go out n hav another drunken adventure yipee!!
dats grt but plz dnt use d fookin txt spk! 0 -
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Where do I start? While working as a nightporter I became an absolute danger to myself when I had a night off because I didn't tire until around 10am the next morning so I'd just drink all night and could always rely on the other night porter for late booze. One night during that time I pissed in a friend's fireplace and didn't find out about it until a good 4/5 days later. Was so mortified I sent her a bunch of flowers worth nearly a hundred quid and a bottle of vodka to apologise...
Another time in college I was coming back from an intervarsity shortly after my parents seperated. I hadn't gotten much sleep and was with one of the girls that I'd been after for ages. Got the old "let's just be friends" stuff on the bus back so tired and emotional I proceeded to down a bottle of Paddy in 5 minutes straight. Woke up in hospital the next morning with a drip in my arm and no idea of what had happened...
When I was about 17 I went through a phase of sleepwalking when I was drunk which led to some embaressing "walking in on relatives" moments that I only heard ever about the next morning...
Through the beer-goggles that come with major sessions I have ended up with friend's sisters, girls that are far too young for me (nothing illegal thank fúck but still), do rough women, married women, friends that I'd never even entertain the notion of being with sober, exes, friend's exes... etc.
I ended up in a brothel and didn't realise it was one until my second or third pint when out in Gran Canaria (and believe me, those places ain't subtle). When I realised where I was, I grabbed my mate and legged it, pint in hand (still have the beer glass) and off down the road. As anyone who's been to Gran Canaria can tell you, pissing off the pimps in those places is a bad idea. In the "ending up dead in a dumpster" sense of the words.
I once went on the piss in Belfast and woke up in Edinburgh.
Last time I drank cider I tried to pick a fight with a 6'4" bouncer. I'd forgotten why it was that I gave up cider when I was 17! Luckily my mate was a little more sober than I was and he talked my way out of it for me...
Numerous stupid phone calls/texts to people I really shouldn't have been calling.
Did the "knee spin thing" from Strictly Ballroom in the Warwick nightclub while wearing cream trousers. Ruined the trousers, friction burnt my knees but got the girl so it was worth it in the end...
Cooked a fry and forgot to turn off the grill. Fire alarm woke my mother at 5am. Luckily it was just the grease in the grillpan smoking...
Jumped off the top of Blackrock in Salthill fully clothed at a ridiculously low tide. In the middle of November.
Woke up on the porch of the MRI in NUI, Galway after a long night's boozing.
Fell asleep on the nitelink and had to get a cab back to Stillorgan which cost me as much as a taxi from town would have in the first place.
Robbed a bottle of €120 champagne from the kitchens of a hotel I was staying in for a wedding at 6am. Watched the sun rise while slugging from the bottle and passing it to cousins. Actually, that wasn't dumb. That was a great night.
The rest of 'em though? I guess college is all about accumulating stories like that...0 -
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