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What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Once while drunk I joined the Socialist Workers Movement (as they were called in those days).


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i was quite sober when i did that....got a cool poster :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    slayer-disciple ....oh yes....(edit:sang it quite loudly going down shop street ''GOD hates us ALL'')


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Exchanged my cow for some magic beans.......
    Oh Daisy,how I miss you :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    how magic? do you get wishes or just a plain old stalk?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭dawballz


    kinkstr wrote:
    was his name robert polson?

    His name was Robert Polson.
    His name was Robert Polson.
    His name was Robert Polson.
    His name was Robert Polson.
    His name was Robert Polson.


    ok now I have to go back to reading the rest of the thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    how magic? do you get wishes or just a plain old stalk?
    Magic was they disappeared after I got em! :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ah you ate em,lips sealed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    ah you ate em,lips sealed.
    You calling me fat? :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    Jumped in a car, with some mates-Drove to the opposite coast with a car full of booze and other stimulants come chemical some herbal-Had the damn car impounded about 9 miles from destination by the cops. Let them keep the car because i was so whacked for the next week-i didnt wanna pay the impound fee-and now more than a year later i miss my damn car-

    Thats dumb- funny story though, but no-
    Aim-Fun,
    Method-Fun
    Result-A lot of Fun, loose car
    Conclusion-THe dumbest thing i have ever done under the influence


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  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    LadyJ wrote:
    You calling me fat? :mad:


    Look he aint calling you fat- He qould have called you fat if he wanted to unless of course, UH!!! Is he being sneaky???

    !!!A shrubery!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    do i sneakily undermine ppls confidence muahahaha? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Ban him for personal abuse! Baaaan him!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    er ban me ban me! /no please don't it was impersonal abuse..ive never met her so i was cruel,harsh and impersonal!


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    You cant just say-Ban him and then by some act of god, he gets banned, you need a case.

    And he has the option to defend himself, and if he can not afford to pay for his defence then Boards.ie will appoint a board defender.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    boards defender would be an awesome job! i'd love looking up evidence and their creditable past etc!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    Ban him! hes a skanger goth! lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    Yeah but would you not feel guilty being appointed to defend those who are guilty-


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    Talliesin wrote:
    Once while drunk I joined the Socialist Workers Movement (as they were called in those days).


    Did that drunk myself-Only it was Socialist Workers Party, and i got a load of missed calls & voicemails about meetings until they eventually stopped-YAY


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yeah but would you not feel guilty being appointed to defend those who are guilty-
    nah those cases would just take slightly longer to win!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,457 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Jumped in a car, with some mates-Drove to the opposite coast with a car full of booze and other stimulants come chemical some herbal-Had the damn car impounded about 9 miles from destination by the cops. Let them keep the car because i was so whacked for the next week-i didnt wanna pay the impound fee-and now more than a year later i miss my damn car-

    Thats dumb- funny story though, but no-
    Aim-Fun,
    Method-Fun
    Result-A lot of Fun, loose car
    Conclusion-THe dumbest thing i have ever done under the influence
    :rolleyes:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=268553


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Ban him! hes a skanger goth! lol
    oi thats my life choice lol


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Did that drunk myself-Only it was Socialist Workers Party, and i got a load of missed calls & voicemails about meetings until they eventually stopped-YAY
    they havnt stopped :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    Victor

    I know enough about this to know i'll never let it happen again-or allow any of my mates to do anything like that-It was stupid as hell-Not on basically-I'd knock them out for even thinking about pulling anything like that-When i said fun i should have said at the time- But it was stupid & dangerous & ignorant.


  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    My those Socialists are an eager bunch-

    Do they sit outside pubs to get drunk people to sign their nutty socialist petitions that never get to see print & join their socialist nutty party-

    No offense any socialists out there but really - take a few deep breaths and move on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    Oooooooo 20mins til the impending cutoffage!


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Son_of_Belial


    Yeah, I know


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Son_of_Belial


    The worst I did was when I was 17 and I jumped out through a third floor bedroom window at a house party. Myself and a mate did it together - we smashed right through the window (it was pretty large) and landed on the front lawn. It wasn't the fall that broke my leg though, it was my friend landing on top of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    The worst I did was when I was 17 and I jumped out through a third floor bedroom window at a house party. Myself and a mate did it together - we smashed right through the window (it was pretty large) and landed on the front lawn. It wasn't the fall that broke my leg though, it was my friend landing on top of me.

    Sounds funny to have watched. But ye mad eejit

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    silly boys


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  • Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭Dr.Feelgood


    Tar.Aldarion
    You think their sould be a boards courtroom, for those who have a valid argument against their ban or prison sentence-surely before prison their should be a court-


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