Man in Brussels

Macker

A guy sitting at a Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a really
beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's
so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work
for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thought to himself: "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave
him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the
list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?" The man
smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Ryanair!"


Macker

jonski

tee hehe

Squirrel

I'm probably going to sound like a f***er but I really don't care now. Can people not check if a joke has been posted in the last few days, thats the third time

Macker

Just did a search ,it was 8 days ago ,lifes too short to search back that far

Squirrel

Fair enough, no bother then, sorry if I came across as an a*****e, I was fairly bitter, although

VirtualNemesis wrote:

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?