Unfair dismissal

threebeards

Fwee Bawabas!!

Gordon

bonzai bob, I think I know your brother "sinknot".

The Muppet

Cheer up, Bonzai Bob. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...


...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Sherifu

Just so you know, it was I who reported your post <insert evil laugh>, there may have been others.
It was a cheap shot at someone asking a simple question.
Next time have a bit of cop

/me tips hat to sheriff seamus

Lump

HOW the **** did you get onto life of Brian?

John

Oh, he deserved to be banned.

Beruthiel

Lump wrote:

HOW the **** did you get onto life of Brian?

guilty
or was it ruggie?

The Muppet

Roll The Credits.

Imposter

The Muppet wrote:

Roll The Credits.

Should they not have been rolling when you were singing?

The Muppet

Imposter wrote:

Should they not have been rolling when you were singing?

Ni.

RuggieBear

Lump wrote:

HOW the **** did you get onto life of Brian?

I have no idea...






Stone him

nesf

bonzai bob wrote:

Wow, you people are pathetic

If I had a penny everytime someone said that on here....

WhiteWashMan

i knew my insidious monty python lines would get through eventually.

i can now claim to be pulling the strings on the deep dark underbelly of BOards.ie humour.

very small strings. very little humour.

i alwys thought bonzai bob was a little irrational. he has theat eye twitch going too. real untrustworthy character.

i'll give you 10 shekals for him...

WhiteWashMan

nesf wrote:

If I had a penny everytime someone said that on here....

yeah, but if i had a penny everytime some called someone else ghey.

now thats money worth having!

nesf

WhiteWashMan wrote:

yeah, but if i had a penny everytime some called someone else ghey.

now thats money worth having!

Yeah but I'm not greedy now am I...

I could just settle on taking cash for everytime someone asks "WTF is this tinfoil axe all about?!?!?"

The Muppet

WhiteWashMan wrote:

i'll give you 10 shekals for him...

20

BuffyBot

Guilty!

RuggieBear

That's none of your goat...

nesf

alms...

alms for an ex-leper

seamus

Another one bites the dust.

Personal Abuse bans on After Hours are now permanent. The joy.

RuggieBear

tbh have to wonder how you are not mad yet, modding that forum?

seamus

You think I'm sane?

RuggieBear

seamus wrote:

You think I'm sane?

suddenly it all becomes clear....

WhiteWashMan

The Muppet wrote:

20

All right. I'll give you nineteen then

The Muppet

15 and not a shekel less

woosaysdan

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate bonzai bob
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.