I am cured ?

d22ontour

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day While they were walking
past the hospital swimming pool,
Jim suddenly Jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became
aware of Edna's heroic act, she
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged;
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt
to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How Soon can I go home?"

Nasty_Girl

fantastic

Tiersal

I don't know lads, but that "how soon can i go home?" in my head sounded like it came from Cork? There's a total cork tone to the question.

Pidgeons and cats come to mind.

Some langer baiie!!

Tobias Greeshman

He He lol!

Glipmac

Evil laugths all round the office, loving that it was a little harsh but still funny

Glip :cool:

GoneShootin

:d

TerrorFirmer

:eek:

.....but humourous, somewhat

Tyrrial

if only people could start dying everything like that

kmart6

Excelenta!!!!