Stand In Priest

Banned User

A priest was in the confession box when he needed to go to the toilet.
So he came out of the confession box and walks up to the janitor and says "I need to go to the toilet. Would you mind standing in for me for a few minutes? Its easy, there is a chart on the wall and for each sin there is a penance." The janitor agrees and goes into the confession box. A woman comes in and says "I gave my sisters husband a blowjob", so the janitor looks at the chart and cannot find blowjob. So he comes out of the confession box and walks up to the alter boy and says "What does the Fr. Joe give for a blowjob?" The alter boy repies.... A can of coke and a mars bar!

Guy:Incognito

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................................go on then, you get half a laugh, ha.

TerrorFirmer

Laugher....sides.....ow...

try not post so many good jokes in a row in future

petes

MobileInfantry wrote:

Laugher....sides.....ow...

try not post so many good jokes in a row in future

Or put them all in one post if you have that many. That was a good one btw.