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Miscommunication

Banned User · 2005-04-22 01:10:35

A nurse is giving a coma patient a spongebath when she notices that when she washes her thighs, the ladys life moniter starts going up. So quickly the nurse runs to tell the ladys husband,and suggests to him that maybe oral sex will bring her out of her coma. The husband not sure that its gonna work agrees. a few minutes…

22-04-2005 2:10am

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A nurse is giving a coma patient a spongebath when she notices that when she washes her thighs, the ladys life moniter starts going up. So quickly the nurse runs to tell the ladys husband,and suggests to him that maybe oral sex will bring her out of her coma. The husband not sure that its gonna work agrees. a few minutes pass when the ladys moniters starting going off and she flatlines. The nurse bursts into the room asking "Whats happining"? As the husband is zipping up his pants he says "I don't know I think she choked."

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#2 22-04-2005 2:16am

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ahahahaha lmfao!! ****in brilliant

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