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British Airways

  • 22-04-2005 2:17am
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    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
    short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
    life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
    from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
    The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but
    then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
    "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
    daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
    wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
    straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
    Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly
    embarrassed but still happy for her daughter

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
    a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
    after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
    handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest
    Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
    and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said "Three times a
    day, seven days a week, both ways."


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