Superman

eyebrows

Here’s a good one I heard a while back.

Superman was flying around with nothing to do and being male and over the
age of ten he started to think about sex (as you do). Anyway, he decided
he wanted some.

He started thinking to himself, "who is the best women on the planet for sex?". Had to be Wonderwoman. But Wonderwoman was one of his closest friends and he didn’t want to ask her.

He noticed he was flying over Gotham City, so he thought he’d fly down an
get Batman’s advice. So he asked him who he would recommend. Batman (while handcuffing the Joker) replied “that’s easy, Wonderwoman of course”
That was no good. He already decided against asking Wonderwoman.

He was now flying over New York and spotted Spiderman swinging through the
streets so he went down and asked him. Once again he got the same reply, Wonderwoman.

Getting a bit pissed off, Superman went for a fly around the world to clear his head. Using his super eye powers he couldn’t believe what he was looking at. Wonderwoman… in a field… on her own… naked.

“Ok”, he thought to himself, “must be a sign”. But still he didn’t want to ask her. “Right, I know what to do. I’ll go down there using my super powers and shag her super quick, so quick she won’t know what happened. I am a genius”, and away he went.

Woom. He went down shag her within a split second and flew off.

“Dam that was good” he thought, and went away to fight crime again.

Meanwhile down in the field:

Wonderwoman: “What the hell was that?”

The Invisibleman: “Hell if I know but I got a bloody sore arse”

Le Rack

yeash

the jew

you're not funny byrne, now **** off

eyebrows

o you cheeky b@stered jew. someone gonna gat a slap next time I see him...
that is of course if I can be bothered reaching all the way down there

Glipmac

that ones so old its got Riggamortis, lay that joke to rest

Glip :cool:

memphis

old, very old!

Tobias Greeshman

was around last week!

eyebrows

was around last week!

This is the same one as last week. Just some fecken ejit (the jew) replied to it today... what a fecken ejit

SherriffBuck

the jew wrote:

you're not funny byrne, now **** off

I beg to differ,

petes

It is old though can remember that one way way back in secondary school. Whats more funny in this thread is silas saying it was around last week. Lol.

Glipmac

What is even funnier is your grammer mate

petes wrote:

Whats more funny

monkeyfudge

Is the Invisible Man a super hero? Doesn't really fit in...

It should have been Sue Richards and Wonderwoman lezzing off or something...

petes

Glipmac wrote:

What is even more funny is your grammer mate

Oh and you can't spell. However its not that funny.

Glipmac

Havin a laf but like the lezzing off idea thow

I Dun Be Stupid Maw

TerrorFirmer

It should have been Sue Richards and Wonderwoman lezzing off or something...

Then the joke wouldnt be a joke, just superman in a gangbang...lol

GeorgeBailey

Glipmac wrote:

What is even funnier is your grammer mate

Shouldn't that be grammar?

mad m

Gave me a laugh...

the jew

eyebrows wrote:

This is the same one as last week. Just some fecken ejit (the jew) replied to it today... what a fecken ejit

thats just hurtful, somebody please ban this cúntbox.

monkeyfudge

MobileInfantry wrote:

Then the joke wouldnt be a joke, just superman in a gangbang...lol

Sue Richards is the invisible girl from the Fantasic Four... so it would still work.

She can also make force fields and marry guys with greying temples... if that helps?

TerrorFirmer

Sue Richards is the invisible girl from the Fantasic Four... so it would still work.

Ah, lol, I see now - but for non comic fans like myself, the invisible man does the joke so that everyone understands