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best chat-up lines

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  • 23-04-2005 7:59pm
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    marshmallow
    Registered Users Posts: 936 ✭✭✭


    any one got any good chat-up lines? (preferably ones that work!) would help if male or female was written at the end of the post.
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    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Ones that work, hmm...
    How about...
    "Hi, my name is <your name>, nice to meet you."


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    #3
    tovalee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    anything that doesnt sound like a chat up line! obvious lines are such a turn off, start a genuine conversation and you'll have a much better response. ;) (female)


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    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    i wish i was cross eyed so i could look at you twice


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    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Are you from Jamaica?

    Because you Jamaican me crazy

    Male


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    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    "You'll do"

    "Get your coat"

    "Hello, let's make party"


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So...how do you eat your haggis?


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    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    Guy: Hi Im james bond
    girl: what?...your names james bond???
    guy: NO... POLY bond, Im hear to fill your crack


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    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Asl?


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    #10
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Oh that one reminds me of this one...

    "How do you like your eggs in the morning"

    ...and consecutively the shot down response, "Unfertilised"

    Not mine mind you...


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    Drummer
    Site Banned Posts: 159 ✭✭Drummer


    melekalikimaka wrote:
    Guy: Hi Im james bond
    girl: what?...your names james bond???
    guy: NO... POLY bond, Im hear to fill your crack

    Its supposed to go - Hi, I'm Bond, Poly Bond and I'm here to fill your crack !


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    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    There are 206 bones in the human body! Lets make it one more.


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    modular
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭modular


    A song about chat-up lines:

    http://alsongs.com/index.cfm?view=alsong&SongNumber=166


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    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    Oh stick to a Pythonesque song for God sake! How about...
    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. :D

    Worked for me!

    Male (obviously)


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    jellybabyjane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭jellybabyjane


    hi is your name jacobs 'cause your a cracker?


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    4Xcut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭4Xcut


    I'm having a little trouble with calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

    Pick up an ice cube and smash it on the bar and say"Now that i've broken the ice can i buy a drink"

    Do you follow snooker, maybe i could sink your pink


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    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    4Xcut wrote:
    Do you follow snooker, maybe i could sink your pink

    I reckon any woman would be more impressed by an offer to 'kiss the pink' tbh


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    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Guy: "Do you work at the post office?"
    Girl : "No, why?"
    Guy: "I just noticed you've been checking out my package"

    and the 206 bones in the human body one works on the right girl when delivered right!
    just for clarification Im a girl!


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    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    al your parents al qaeda because you are the BOMB





    also, there appears to be a stairway in your tights, a stairway to HEAVEN


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    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Oh god! There's nothing worse than a bad joke, that's not even being told right.


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    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    ColHol wrote:
    also, there appears to be a stairway in your tights, a stairway to HEAVEN

    Eh I think thats meant to be 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"


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    stagolee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    ColHol wrote:
    al your parents al qaeda because you are the BOMB





    also, there appears to be a stairway in your tights, a stairway to HEAVEN


    should that not be a ladder? if the girl has something resembling a staircase in her tights you could be in for a crying game moment later on


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    "Look Babe, your ugly and I'm desperate, waddya say?"


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    #24
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Pigman II wrote:
    Eh I think thats meant to be 'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
    heh, close enough!

    ''Hey baby, you make my software turn to hardware'' ;)




    PS, would any of these actually work?


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    #25
    Tiffany
    Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭Tiffany


    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


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    #26
    spoon
    Registered Users Posts: 309 ✭✭spoon


    your hair smells nice, can i stand here?


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    wheres me jumpa
    Registered Users Posts: 4,478 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    "you must be a parking ticket cos youve got fine wrote all over you"

    "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again"


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    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    I'm a necrophiliac, wanna play dead?
    Nice legs, what time do they open?


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    wheres me jumpa
    Registered Users Posts: 4,478 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    i was watching family guy last night and quagmire came up with some brilliant ones, the ffirst of mine above is a direct quote.

    argh but i cant remember the rest of them!


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    wheres me jumpa wrote:
    i was watching family guy last night and quagmire came up with some brilliant ones, the ffirst of mine above is a direct quote.

    argh but i cant remember the rest of them!

    QM - "hello little girl, what age are you?"

    Girl - "16"

    QM - "18? You're first"

    Girl - "MOM!"

    QM - "I like where this is going"


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    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    "Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I'm schizophrenic,
    and so am I"


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