Old slaggings...

kittenkiller

I know you are, but what am i?

AlienGav

Oh haha!! Very funny KittenKiller!!

Ya stinkin pox bottle!!

I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole!! :mad:

kittenkiller

Specky 4 eyes!

djfattony2000

Nice car, ye fleck!

kittenkiller

You're not my friend anymore!

AlienGav

Fleck??

Who invited you here?? :mad:

Kitten the divil of won'll wanna wash ye! HAHA!

kittenkiller

C ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

AlienGav

Oh Kitten,

You're such a lanky streak of piss!!

The Bollox

finders keepers, loosers weepers

AlienGav

Sticks and stones, may break my bones...
















But words will never hurt me.

The Bollox

whoever smelt it delt it
whoever denied it supplied it
whoever said the rhyme commited the crime

AlienGav

Haha MARTS!!

I bet you were a proper little swine in school! lol

The Bollox

yup! lol!

The Bollox

actually I remember when I was in primary school, it was a bad thing to have a big brain, that you were smart because you didn't need to use your brain! LOL! aaah the innocence of youth

Scarinae

(reply to any insult)
Well I'm rubber, and you're glue, so what you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

Also, anyone remember the word dipstick?

I am MAN

YOUR MA!

kittenkiller

Jays, d'yer ma buy ya dah?

I am MAN

Bejaysus woodcha believe tha

kittenkiller

Fu(kin kn0b-head!

Sarky

I once called a girl "a bar of soap" in infant class in primary.

She got very upset and told the teacher.

I never liked that girl...

kittenkiller

Sarky wrote:

I once called a girl "a bar of soap" in infant class in primary.

She got very upset and told the teacher.

I never liked that girl...

How original!

I prefer "That guy is such a tampon!"

kittenkiller

An old classic:

You're smelly & i hate you!

kittenkiller

My Ma's gonna beat up your Ma!

Pigman II

Spa!

magpie

Shut up you Bennies

kittenkiller

Or an anagram of the above: SAP!

pork99

"Ya posh c#nt"

from kids from the corpo scheme in Crumlin. We rented from a private landlord. That made us middle class :rolleyes:

deedee lepoopoo

skinny malink,
malogeen legs,
umbrella feet

eddiehitler

Fanny waste!
ya hoors abortion!
i wouldnt give ya the steam of me piss!
classic!

kittenkiller

Nice eddiehitler!!

scribs

Your MA

eddiehitler

or what about
'ya have a face on ya like a slapped arse!!!'
she has a face on her like a bulldog chewin a wasp!!
or to be really crude:
that one is as tight as a ducks hole!!!

LegacyUser

I remember seeing an old dear being interviewed on RTÉ news in the 1980's during canvassing for a general election, and the interviewer was doing a door-to-door voxpop in Marino asking householders would they be giving their vote to Charlie Haughey. He came to this woman, and she replied:

"I wouldn't give Charlie Haughey the pox, if I thought that on a cold winter night, he'd keep himself warm by scratching the sores"

What a gem!

kittenkiller

bruachain wrote:

:"I wouldn't give Charlie Haughey the pox, if I thought that on a cold winter night, he'd keep himself warm by scratching the sores"

What a gem!

Classic!!

Must try to remember that one!

hardCopy

Queerbo - Never heard anyone outside my group of mates use it, but one of the lads used to say it all the time

_blank_

Gaybo.

Blisterman

Talk to the hand.

What a crappy expression.

nlgbbbblth

Pigman II wrote:

Spa!

yes, or 'spastic!'

the strange thing was that the person being called a spa/spastic was never actually one.

Actual spastics never got abused in that fashion.

Which doesn't make sense when you think about it

cormie

My friend once called this big guy "penis breath" when we were only about 8 or something. It actually meant something after all :rolleyes:

grimsbymatt

We used to make the girls cry by singing 'My Little Pony, skinny and bony'.

Another good way was to point at whatever a girl had in her hand and say 'I saw a dog wee on that yesterday'. Guaranteed tears.

Obviously, these only worked when we were really young.

The Bollox

and whenever a kid says "I ride my bike" a few years ago, you know he would get the slagging of a lifetime!

BigCon

Don't call me what your mother reared...

Abdiel

When I was about 5 or 6 everyone I knew seemed to be constantly doing the following:

"you know what ?"

"what"

"Snot - you're one and I'm not"

Not so much a slagging just an attempt to get people to say "What" so you could reply with "SNOT" !

The Bollox

and the sing-song things like

"I know something you don't know, I know..."
and just replying to everyting with why?

not so much a slag, just to aggrivate

Tha Gopher

Did anywhere else say "ahaha wire on ya" to someone if something went wrong for them e.g they tripped and fell, got in trouble etc. Or was it just my bizarre neighbourhood

I remember this rhyme

"Are you a pakistani, does your brother have a fanny?
Does it smell, ****IN HELL!"

Pakistani lad used to live next door to me Wonder was it said?

I hope it was- he was a mate of mine, but was a few years older and alot bigger and gave me and the other younger kids the occasional batin

Panda

COP ON!!!

ya spastic (still use that one)

flip off

ya mong!

or if you're a little madder
ya mong child!

ya weed

ya pleb (short for plebeian)

fartknocker (a la Beavis and Butthead, they changed a generation!)

ya tool!

and again for the slightly madder person
ya toolbox!

I remember how revolutionary when started calling oter fellas a b!tch

also b!tchmonkey

hahahaa
more to come
good times...

The Bollox

Panda wrote:

COP ON!!!

you haven't lived until you heard someone say that in a cork accent, I was lmao for ages! I was down in my cousins and one of them just said it over and over, I was in tears!

Shrimp

Snot put it in a pot, boil it till it's hot.. best ting u eva got.. a stupid lil ryhme

Larianne

You Smell
You're Fat
You're Poor

Ya sap
Ya spa
Ya cabbage
Ya plank
You're a Christy Brown

Then if someone did something bold/wrong and ye wanted to point it out to everyone 'o-wee, o-wee, o-wee, Kiss your Uncle Joey...' What was that about?

or

'I'm telling on you, you stole me shoe...' Can't remember the rest something about a letter? I dunno... I'm feckin 22 that's bleedin ages ago.

Mr Rivers

Check out Playground Law

Scarinae

Larianne wrote:

You're a Christy Brown

I'd forgotten that one! Madness... And I didn't understand it until I was older