Rhyming slang

LadyJ

Hey people!
What's the didldydory?

If you know any rhyming slang then LadyJ wants to hear it!
I only know bits and pieces and I'm hoping that,with your help,more of my sentences will look like this...ahem hem...

"I'm not feelin the may west so get on the dog and bone and call me a joe maxi!" :cool:

So come on,help a lady out! And remember,take it ham and cheesy!

Gordon

I've got a mate that's a right cupid stunt.

Not quite ryhming slang, more spoonerism.

Dinner

I'm off for a Tom Hank and then for a Barry White.

Blisterman

I have yet to hear anyone here in london who actually speaks like that.

Rhyme

What was it that Mike Myers said... going across the frog 'n toad for some jockeys whips... perhaps that way of speaking is like the stereotypical irish accent you see on the simpsons, rarely heard but funny when you do

Pigman II

Arabel wrote:

I'm off for a Tom Hank and then for a Barry White.

Give my regards to Tom Tit.

wheres me jumpa

Arabel wrote:

I'm off for a Tom Hank and then for a Barry White.

excellent! something tells me my friends are going to be sick of that by tuesday!

billy the squid

only one i can think of is apples and pears, = stairs.

bombidol

Battle Cruiser = Boozer = Pub

Adam

Jimmy Riddle = widdle = p1ss
Barney Rubble = trouble
Britney Spears = beers (e.g. comin down the pub for a few britney spears?)

Cant think of any more right now...

Dinner

wheres me jumpa wrote:

excellent! something tells me my friends are going to be sick of that by tuesday!

Yeah my friends have had that for a couple of weeks now. They're not to happy anymore.

arbeitsscheuer

I should coco = I should hope so
Half-inching = pinching
Havin a bath = Havin a laugh
Me Ol' China = My mate (china plate, mate)
Trouble n Strife = Wife

Pet

Rhyming slang is a stupid, stupid fad.

Mossy Monk

i agree, i hate it

allin-king

its definetly not a fad, it may feel like that to some of you but you hear on racecourses and the like all the time
so shut your north & south me aul china

Blisterman

Some of its obscure
A look, becomes A butchers based on Butchers Hook.
I hate it too.

MadsL

My very favourite (from Minder, as they NEVER explained it) is;

e's in St james's havin' is Chalfont's done.

Any guesses??

Answer in white below
Chalfont St Giles = piles

fred funk }{

rob roy = a fry
tin of fruit= suit
hank marvin= starvin
skin and blister= sister
porkie pie= lie
abraham linkin= stinking
doc cotton= rotton
rossie lea= tea
peggy dell= smell
george wright= ****e
horse and trap= crap
a two and eight= state
max factor= actor
billy hunt= stupid cnut
niagra falls= my balls
ronan keating= meeting
vera lynne= skin

StupidLikeAFox

brown bread - dead

LadyJ

Silver Knight wrote:

rob roy = a fry

That doesn't rhyme!

Kevin_rc_ie

loaf of bread. - head - head butt
loaf - headbutt.

hardCopy

Whistle and flute = suit

Kernel

Boat race = face
Garden hose = nose
Skin n' Blister = sister
peddle and crank = ****
roast joint = pint
cock n' hen = ten (as in a tenner)
skydiver = fiver

Bottle_of_Smoke

rosey lee - cup of tea
night rider - cider

sceptre

Arabel wrote:

I'm off for a Tom Hank

When I was younger it was a J Arthur ( I suspect it still is as Tom has an 's' at the end of his name).

Works best if you leave out the actual rhyming bit (Rank is missing from the above) so people ask you why a fiver is a lady and wonder why a head is a loaf.

I'd be too lazy to use rhyming slang myself - it's had its place (mostly in a different country) but these days for most it'd be a mere affectation.

seamus

Moved from AH

tman

Harry Monk - Spunk
Barnett - Hair

.:Who:.

Why Hello there!
How you getting on today? Gary Glitters =the skitters,
I can't think of any others that haven't been given already...

fred funk }{

LadyJ wrote:

That doesn't rhyme!

Roy - Fry.......................Sounds like it rhymes to me!

Amz

seamus wrote:

Moved from AH

Curse you seamus.

ExOffender

Lee Marvin = starvin (not hank - who's hank marvin?)
Blindin' flash = cash
judi dench = stench
pony and trap = crap