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contagious

  • 25-04-2005 11:53am
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    hussey
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    One day in class, a teacher asks "Who can use the word 'contagious' in a sentence?"

    a little boy put up his hand and says
    "My brother got the chicken pox and it was very contagious"
    "Very good billy, anyone else?" The teacher replied

    "Last summer I had the mumps and it was contagious" Said a little blonde girl
    "Excellent jane, that was very good" the teacher replied.

    Little Johnny then raises his hand, the teacher asks johnny for his sentence

    "My mummy asks my daddy to cut the grass and she said it took the contagious"


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