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  • 25-04-2005 10:57pm
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    lovell
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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10.

    He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
    “Can I help you?” she asks with a knowing smile.

    “I was wondering,” whispers the man.

    “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

    “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.”

    “Well, wash your hands,” he says. “I want a cheeseburger.”


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