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Drink cures all???

  • 25-04-2005 11:07pm
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    lovell
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    ... one day this guy walks into this bar at like 11 am, right when they open, he sits down and says...

    "bartender, i need 5 shots of tequilla", the bartender looks at him and says,

    "hey man, its still kinda early to be drinking that hard stuff right off the bat, are you ok? is something wrong?",

    the guy looks up and says, "i just found out my brother is gay", so the bartender says, "oh man, im so sorry, here you go..5 shots"

    the man takes his shots and leaves..the next day, same time, same guy walks in and sits down,

    "bartender, i need 10 shots of tequilla!", the bartender says, "oh man, whats wrong now?", the guy says,

    "i just found out that my son is gay", so the sympathetic bartender gives him his 10 shots and 2 more on the house. next morning, same time,

    the same guy walks in, sits down..."bartender, i need 15 shots of tequilla!!". the bartender looks at him and says

    "good god man, doesnt anybody in your family like women?", the guy replies with a snort,

    "yeah... my wife does!!"


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