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  • 25-04-2005 11:21pm
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    lovell
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    A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too closely and completely rips off the door on the driver's side.

    The lawyer immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a policeman pulls up. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just bought the day before, is now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

    When the lawyer finally calms down a bit, the officer shakes his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.

    The cop replies, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

    "My God!" screams the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!"


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