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Beer Testing

26-04-2005 10:05am

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lovell

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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them:

1.gained weight,
2.talked excessively without making sense,
3.became emotional, and
4.couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned

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#2 30-04-2005 5:27am

de5p0i1er

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Funny and True. LOL.

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#3 02-05-2005 12:09pm

Buttmunchy

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Here's something:

- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None. Cause they don't know how.

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#4 02-05-2005 12:11pm

kasintahan

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Buttmunchy wrote:

Here's something:

- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None. Cause they don't know how.

Why bother when the bitch can do it for us?

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#5 02-05-2005 12:11pm

ApeXaviour

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Buttmunchy wrote:

Here's something:

- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None. Cause they don't know how.

You're a bit thick aren't you..

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#6 02-05-2005 12:52pm

Buttmunchy

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lol not as thick as some.

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#7 02-05-2005 7:32pm

Cake Fiend

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ApeXaviour wrote:

You're a bit thick aren't you..

He/she is from Kerry after all

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#8 02-05-2005 9:55pm

liamskater

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How many women does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb?

5- 1 2 place it in and 4 to turn around the room

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#9 02-05-2005 9:59pm

StupidLikeAFox

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liamskater wrote:

How many women does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb?

5- 1 2 place it in and 4 to turn around the room

Women arent that strong, dont be so silly

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