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cheat at a casino

  • 26-04-2005 8:00pm
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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

    “I hope you don’t mind,” she says to the two men, “but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” She strips naked and rolls the dice.

    As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down, squealing, “I won, I won!”

    She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, then walks away quickly.

    The dealers stare at each other for a few minutes until one asks, “What did she roll?” “Hell, I don’t know,” says the other. “I thought you were watching.”


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