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Clock Shop

sgske · 2005-04-27 03:55:35

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"

27-04-2005 4:55am

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sgske

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A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"

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#2 27-04-2005 5:33pm

memphis

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Lol

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#3 27-04-2005 6:43pm

Eager

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Love it!!! Best ever!

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#4 30-04-2005 1:25am

de5p0i1er

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LOL. Ain't heard that one in a while.

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#5 30-04-2005 1:38am

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Crude, crude but good.

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