and together, they fight crime!

Shabadu

He's a leather-clad Catholic cyborg searching for his wife's true killer. She's a hard-bitten kleptomaniac bodyguard with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

who are you?

Jaeger

He's a jaded umbrella-wielding cyborg in a wheelchair. She's an orphaned bisexual snake charmer who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

LadyJ

He's a whacky,bubblewrap-wearing social worker. She's a sensible,yet troubled lycra-wearing ex white house official....

pyure

He's a suave voodoo farmboy with nothing left to lose. She's a high-kicking junkie opera singer with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

rofl

spoofilyj

He's an all-American arachnophobic inventor with acid for blood. She's a provocative bisexual queen of the dead in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

LOL!

Matthewthebig

He's a maverick Catholic messiah gone bad. She's a foxy insomniac snake charmer with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

kasintahan

He's a globe-trotting vegetarian dwarf who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a chain-smoking African-American widow who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

stagolee

He's an impetuous flyboy farmboy with acid for blood. She's a vivacious green-skinned opera singer descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

Cianan2

He's an underprivileged moralistic rock star from the 'hood. She's a sarcastic extravagent college professor who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

Haha!

CrazyTalk

He's a lounge-singing soccer-playing paramedic on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a strong-willed insomniac college professor from out of town. They fight crime!

Legendary

The tax man

He's a fiendish guerilla master criminal with acid for blood. She's a warm-hearted paranoid wrestler with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

BlitzKrieg

He's an otherworldly neurotic paramedic with a secret. She's a blind African-American pearl diver who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

Cecilia

He's an ungodly overambitious barbarian with no name. She's a strong-willed foul-mouthed fairy princess with the power to see death. They fight crime!

humanji

He's a genetically engineered misogynist cat burglar on his last day in the job. She's a cosmopolitan hypochondriac angel with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

Brilliant

Ph3n0m

He's a superhumanly strong Amish vagrant with nothing left to lose. She's a man-hating winged college professor with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

or

He's a jaded alcoholic vampire hunter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a beautiful gypsy traffic cop who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

Eye

He's a bookish drug-addicted librarian from the 'hood. She's a sarcastic bisexual doctor with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

i love it

Guru Maith Agut

He's a leather-clad bohemian inventor on a mission from God. She's a mentally unstable foul-mouthed opera singer living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

Actually I prefer these two instead:

He's a scarfaced one-eyed Green Beret haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a mentally unstable insomniac fairy princess on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

He's a short-sighted gay cat burglar who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a psychotic belly-dancing pearl diver with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

LMAO

Guru Maith Agut

These are classic! Who thought this up

He's a superhumanly strong misogynistic waffle chef on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a bloodthirsty gypsy lawyer who don't take no sh1t from nobody. They fight crime!

Guru Maith Agut

He's an impetuous Republican grifter possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. (Gerry Adams)
She's an elegant nymphomaniac snake charmer from Mars. (Mary Harney)
They fight crime!

Scary, I know but funny none the less! rofl

Tobias Greeshman

He's an oversexed playboy werewolf looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a foxy wisecracking opera singer with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

Ha brilliant!

spudington16

He's lazy and couldn't be bothered finishing this post and she... something anyway... together they get busy and occassionally fight crime.

TerrorFirmer

Lol!! Check my one out - best one yet

He's an otherworldly ninja jungle king with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a ditzy psychic former first lady who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

Aurther Hugh

He's a Nobel prize-winning pirate rock star who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a beautiful communist single mother with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

LoneGunM@n

He's an unconventional playboy master criminal looking for 'the Big One.' She's a cynical nymphomaniac detective fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

Velvet Vocals

She's a head-strong, fool-hardy, harmonica playing, contortionist. He's a laughable, unphotographable work of art. Together.... they fight crime

The Clown Man

He's a scrappy one-eyed librarian who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's an orphaned extravagent schoolgirl who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

or

He's a genetically engineered bohemian assassin who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a disco-crazy motormouth nun with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

or

He's a suicidal neurotic stage actor haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a warm-hearted nymphomaniac museum curator from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

Cool!

Redhairedguy

He's a suicidal ninja gentleman spy who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a cynical mutant archaeologist trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

My mate just got this one:
He's a maverick one-eyed stage actor with nothing left to lose. She's a cynical communist research scientist fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

*adele*

He's a sword-wielding umbrella-wielding farmboy who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a scantily clad winged single mother on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

Unit00

He's a witless ninja boxer from the 'hood. She's a disco-crazy renegade queen of the dead in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

bobby joe

He's a notorious zombie librarian on a mission from God. She's a hard-bitten nymphomaniac nun from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!


hahahaha!!!! zombies and nuns, a great combo!!!!

OY

He's an impetuous overambitious matador gone bad. She's a vivacious tomboy magician's assistant who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!