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Kerrymen Jokes

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  • #32
    (insert name)
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭(insert name)


    Two Kerrymen meet one day.

    "Did you know my wife had a baby, Mick?" says the first.

    "really," replies Mick. "what is it?"

    "Guess" says the first.

    "A boy?" replies Mick.

    "Nope"

    "A girl?"

    "Who told you"


  • #33
    cmcquaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭cmcquaid


    how do ya sink a kerry mans submarine?
    knock on the door


  • #34
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    How do you get a one-armed Kerryman out of a tree?

    Wave


  • #35
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    how does a kerry man clean his underpants?





    hangs it on the line and beats the Sh!t out of it


  • #36
    excalibur__17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭excalibur__17


    classic


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  • #37
    excalibur__17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭excalibur__17


    full forward wrote:
    Most of these jokes circulate as irish man jokes in the rest of the world.

    We can take the mickey out of Kerry people till the cows come home except for football. When they play football they make the rest of us look like jokes. God save the Kingdom. 33 All Irelands and counting.

    Q. What do you do when a Kerryman throws a pin at you?
    A. RUN LIKE HELL he's got a grenade in his mouth.



    brilliant


  • #38
    dondonjordan
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭dondonjordan


    Two kerrymen are walking down Patrick street in cork when they see this guy holding the biggest salmon they had ever seen.
    So they ask him: "Where did you get that fish?"
    So the Cork guy tells them:"Well, my friend Tommy over there held me by the legs over a bridge and when I saw a fish pass by I grabbed it and asked Tommy to pull me up"
    The Kerry men decide to take a sconze at it. So there is Paddy holding JO-JO by the legs over a bridge when JO-JO screams:
    "Pull me up, pull me up quick!!!"
    "Did you get a fish?"
    "No the train is coming!!!"


  • #39
    spudington16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    What do you call a Kerryman who bounces of the walls?

    Rick O' Shea!


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