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The Rabbit and The Bear

  • 04-05-2005 4:30pm
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    spudington16
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    Note! This story has some serious plotholes, but if you bare with it (pardon the pun), I guarantee you'll enjoy it.

    One day a bear and his enemy a rabbit (who is for some unknown reason not just killed by the bear) were walking through a forest. They came across a magic, golden, enchanted frog who was drowning in a lake, and using teamwork they managed to save his life.

    "Thank you," said the frog, "for your joint act of knidness you may each have three wishes!"

    The bear, being macho and rude, went first. "I wish every bear in this forest except me was female!"

    The rabbit thought for a moment, then said, "I wish I had a motorbike helmet!"

    The bear was confused by the stupidity of the rabbit's wish, but he continued. "I was every bear in this country except me was female!"

    The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorbike!" He got his motorbike and sat on it, put on his helmet and started revving the engine.

    The bear paused for effect. "I wish every bear in the world except me was female!"

    The rabbit said, "I wish that bear was gay!" and he rode off into the sunset...


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