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The Chick and the Horse

  • 04-05-2005 4:35pm
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    spudington16
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    One day a chicken was walking around the farm he lived on when he saw the farmer's favourite horse drowning in the lake. Being too small and weak to pull him out himself, he got the farmer's BMW and a tow-line and pulled the horse out.

    The horse thanked the chicken repeatedly, but the chicken said it was no problem. The very next day the horse saw the same chicken who saved him drowning in the same lake but knew he wouldn't have time to get the BMW, and that he wouldn't fit in it anyway. Instead, he offered the chicken his dick, and the chicken pulled his way out.

    Moral of the story: You don't need a BMW to pull chicks when you're hung like a horse.


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