a man and his goose

the jew · 04-05-2005 5:04pm #1

there was this guy who just got a job promotion in work, unfortunately the job was in another country so the guy had to emigrate. the guy had a pet goose who he loved to bits. the goose was really clever and understood english so the guy explained to him that they won't let him take a goose on the plan with him so the goose has 2 choices, stay put with all his goose friends or come with the guy by flying along side the plane. the goose decided to go with his owner. the guy borded the plane and as soon as they took off he was walkin up and down the aisles lookin out all of the windows a few people asked him what he was doing so he told them the whole story. after a few minutes someone on the plane finally spotted the goose flying beside the plane. everyone in the plane is looking at the goose and are all hoping that he can last the distance as he's lookin pretty wrecked. the planed is just about to land and the goose is just about to land as well and finally get a rest after flying for hours and just as he's about to land....

wait for it....

HE GETS HIT BY A BLUE BRICK!!!