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Funny lecturers....

  • 05-05-2005 12:12pm
    #1
    DrIndy
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    Alas, tis the end of the line for me here in Trinner - and I think back over the crazy lecturers I have had over the years.

    There is one guy who taught obstetrics/gynaecology who the UCD students nicknamed "Placenta Face" due to his rather rubid facies.

    Another was Jesus, due to the length of hair and beard. On an aside, he never washed and always wore the same jumper.....

    anyone else with stories (don't specifically identify! ;) )


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  • #2
    John
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    We had a lecturer in biology who appeared to be drunk all the time but I don't think he ever was.


  • #3
    Jim_No.6
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    Kaptain Kurth* - best maths lecturer ever.

    Ah... brings me back to my heady days as a fresher...


    *Also known as "Baron von Calculus"


  • #4
    Nietzschean
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    Jim_No.6 wrote:
    Kaptain Kurth* - best maths lecturer ever.

    Ah... brings me back to my heady days as a fresher...
    so ur a fresher/2nd yr now?
    hardly qualifies as 'heady days' yet................


  • #5
    John
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    Darth Bobo wrote:
    so ur a fresher/2nd yr now?
    hardly qualifies as 'heady days' yet................

    Darth Bobo, condescending since 1911.


  • #6
    Nietzschean
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    John2 wrote:
    Darth Bobo, condescending since 1911.
    So so true.

    (Yes i was condescending before birth, skillz people.)


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  • #7
    Lighthouse_Cat
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    Second year maths: Conor Houghton. Man's a legend.

    Lectured us after inhaling the helium from my baloon. (which he confiscated, saying he would return it!!!)

    Apparently someone threw a bouy at baron von calculus this year :eek: It had a rope on it that led to the thrower. Who ran.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
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    Lighthouse_Cat wrote:
    Second year maths: Conor Houghton. Man's a legend.

    Lectured us after inhaling the helium from my baloon. (which he confiscated, saying he would return it!!!)

    Apparently someone threw a bouy at baron von calculus this year :eek: It had a rope on it that led to the thrower. Who ran.

    Legend doesn't even describe his...eh...legendary status.


  • #9
    Jim_No.6
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    Houghton's a bastard! He fecked chalk at me trying to hit that baloon! It hut god damn it, it hurt!

    Until that moment, I was totally behind him though...


  • #10
    Nietzschean
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    lol be nice now , he's sound imo :) , tho never lectured me..


  • #11
    Jim_No.6
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    Darth Bobo wrote:
    lol be nice now , he's sound imo :) , tho never lectured me..

    Oh yeah, he's dead sound... Up until he decides that he wants to puncture an innocent baloon! :p

    So is that it then? No one else has a funny lecturer?


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  • #12
    Nietzschean
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    i can't say anything, too many people know me :)


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