Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

boneless

Child snot... the most adhesive substance in the world...

elmyra

Melting tar on a hot summer day...ugh the sound of it against my car tyres makes me wanna throw up.

Capt'n Midnight

elmyra wrote:

Melting tar on a hot summer day...ugh the sound of it against my car tyres makes me wanna throw up.

much worse on an Bicycle, you can feel it slowing you down, and worse it rots the tyre so they split later

A sign that says 'wet paint'

that's really sticky, because people will go out of their way to stick their fingers on the wet paint

/me hatches cunning plan to put super glue / impact adhesive new wet paint signs

Pocari Sweat

Dried up cat shyte in shag pile carpet.

Warm chewing gum in yer hair.

A swarm of 12 legged nanobots with mini g-clamps for toes, making a nest in yer ball sack.

A rival gang of 15 legged nanobots armed with super glue and covered in cat shyte, fighting for every last pube in yer ball sack.

Telephone canvassers selling all sorts of shyte you don't want.

boneless

See post above... WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!!!!

WineCountryDiva

Some ****uations can be quite sticky. Let's list some of them.

WineCountryDiva

Oops. I'm new here. I guess we're not allowed to spell ****. That must be why I see shyte all over the place. So, again, some shyte-uations can be sticky.

MrB

Thaedydal wrote:

YUK Marmite

YUM Marmite

Now comes in a squeezable container!
http://www.marmite.com/love/squeezy/

maxpower

my hand when i wake up in de mornin:D


prob has been said many times b4...

Archeron

WineCountryDiva wrote:

Some ****uations can be quite sticky. Let's list some of them.

While waiting for an interview, you have to have the stinkiest, stickiest dump of your life, accompanied by numerous spine shatteringly loud farts which resonate throughout the bathroom cracking tiles and smashing lights. When you've finished your business, you open the door to find your interviewer outside getting sick into the sink because of the smell, and with blood coming from his ears because of the sounds.

Pocari Sweat

Then to be completely sure of getting the job, you rub him up and down with a jar of marmite and spank him senseless with your bicycle pump whilst shouting, "I can become the managing director next month, because I am the master".

Lust4Life

LOL! Archeron and Pocari Sweat! You should collaberate more often!!!!

I can't believe no one has mentioned Pub Toilets!!! Eeeeeewwwwwww!

Sweat can be sticky!!!!

Laundry soap is sticky

Archeron

Lust4Life wrote:

I can't believe no one has mentioned Pub Toilets!!! Eeeeeewwwwwww!

Lets not forget the floor in that cinema in Santry! I once saw 4 films for the price of one. I didnt want to see them, but I couldnt move and I'd be darned if I was leaving my new basketball boot behind.

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/28/ec_fines_increase

Capt'n Midnight

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Sexy-Silicone-Breasts-Cup-Size-C-oval-self-adhesive_W0QQitemZ5648569011QQcmdZViewItem

Capt'n Midnight

boneless

My keyboard at the moment.... bad accident with a smoothie :eek: .

spacecoyote

boneless wrote:

My keyboard at the moment.... bad accident with a smoothie :eek: .

smoothie ay , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression )

boneless

spacecoyote wrote:

smoothie ay , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression )

You have a dirty mind.... I love you!!!

Jules

spacecoyote wrote:

smoothie ay , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression )

your just jealous.. ur not the only object of my attentions... jealous or relieved!!! and my pm chats are extremely unsticky and highly intelligent~

Le Rack

my feet were on sat night when Rymus spilt a pint on em...

jezza

I'm stickah!

MrB

A Gekko's todger.

boneless

My boots after spending all day in a muddy trench.... BAH!!!

condra

that crap you find under tables in pubs- its not chewing gum, its like f**king syrup. Its sticky.

Agent Smith

the kitchen floor after i spilt jam on it

Capt'n Midnight

Chakar

slipping in a oil slick

biko

Al dente spagetti on the fridge door

boneless

The piece of toffee I found in my pocket...

Bob the Builder

stalkers

boneless

My egg whisk...

Jules

me after a certain conversation last night!

kittenkiller

I heard that Amp has something sticky in his pants!!!!!

OH YES I WENT THERE!!!!!!1!!1one!!!!

Jules

oh no you didnt, an attack on Amp, is an attack on the whole of TCN.... Be warned!

boneless

A dozen almond buns from my local bakery.

frobisher

The inside of sellotape.
Fresh velcro.
The maple syrup that I keep on my thighs.
The glue that I put into my housemates bottle of KY jelly under his bed that he thinks I don't know about.
New tyres on a tar road on a hot day.
Two dogs mating when they get turned the wrong way.
The situation od hiding from your lovers husband in the wardrobe.
Branches and twigs (obvious I know, but true.

boneless

used ones...

TomCo

Certain situations.

challengemaster

magnets...

boneless

Jam butties...

sonic juice

The seats in Greystones dartstation,well they were sticky when i placed my buttocks on them yesterday.

mc nuggets

old porno mags whoops

boneless

Me dogs willy after what he did to that wee terrier... dirty little hound:eek:

popebenny16

Diseased lung tissue.

Star Lord

Nightclub carpets...

boneless

The thing that followed me home.

kittenkiller

Using mayonaisse as a lubricant!

Matt Holck

open wounds

Capt'n Midnight

kittenkiller wrote:

Using mayonaisse as a lubricant!

That's gross :eek:

Maybe if it was garlic mayonaisse though,