South Park

Stompbox

I personally love the show and rate it as legendary. What do you think?

And whats your favourite quote/moment?

Mine would beee:

Mr. Garrison: OK children what is 5 times 2.... come on now children.

(Clyde raises his hand)

Mr. Garrison: Yes Clyde?

Clyde: 12?

Mr Garrison: Ok now lets try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard

Brilliant!

Or...

Cartman: "Don't call me fat you fcuking Jew"

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the "F" word?"

Cartman: .......Jew?

Creamy Goodness

"awh mike, you're breaking my balls here mike."

Scott: [setting his plate before Cartman] Alright, I guess we should taste each other's chili, huh?

Cartman: [inspecting the dish] Huh, this chili looks pretty good. Weh, here's mine. [hands his plate to Scott, who takes it to his end of the table and starts eating]

Scott: Mmm. Ah, I don't know. Your chili is pretty good, Cartman, but I think mine is better. Try it.

Cartman: Alright. [takes the dish and starts eating. Both boys munch away for a few moments] Hey, this is great! [Stan and Kyle stifle giggles]

Scott: Eh, it's a special recipe

Cartman: [begins to wolf down the food] Gawh, this is really good, Scott!

Scott: I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have some'in' to tell you.

Cartman: What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili? [Everyone at Scott's end of the table is shocked, even Scott, at this accusation]

Scott: What?!

Cartman: Yehes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. [Chef looks like he's been used] It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. [Stan and Kyle are stunned] I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do somethng to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. [A shot of Cartman telling Denkins of such a thing. Denkins is armed] I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. [A shot of Scott talking with his parents] And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. [The Tenormans are in the corral to rescue the "starving" pony, but upon seeing Mr. Tenorman's lit flashlight, Mr. Denkins fires at them, and they go down]

Mr. Denkins: [looks of horror surround him] Well, they was trespassin' and I was protectin' myself. I, I have my rights.

Scott: My... mom and dad are... dead? [A shot of Officer Barbrady taking a report from Denkins]

Cartman: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies... [A shot of Cartman arriving, seeing Denkins and Barbrady, and pulling the bodies away. The pony munches at some grass] After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. [more faces of horror behnd Cartman] Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? [A gleefully evil look comes over Cartman] I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."

Scott: [looks at Cartman for a while, realizing what's just happened] Oh my God! [gagging, he fishes through the plate and finds his mom's wedding ring, still on her finger. He tosses it away] Oh my God!! [vomits off to the side]

Cartman: [leaping up on the table and sings] Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! [Stan and Kyle are way stunned]

Just unbelievable when you see it.

funky penguin

Lemmiwinks. The greatest cartoon critter ever.

Underpants Gnomes too.

charon

Woodland Critter Christmas! Blood orgy that should be on in a few weeks here. I download new episodes when they are on in America so I've seen all the new ones on Paramount and have the first half of the season after it

funky penguin

Post a poll cRaZZeeLR. (under thread tools above your first post).

tSubh Dearg

was watching South Park this evening...I caught the Whore Off! Funniest thing I have ever seen!

funky penguin

tSubh Dearg wrote:

was watching South Park this evening...I caught the Whore Off! Funniest thing I have ever seen!

Aha! A paramount channel surfer. Twas funneh alright...



I also found this pic after a google search of "south park paris hilton"...



Is that Tom Welling of Smallville fame?

Stompbox

funky penguin wrote:

Post a poll cRaZZeeLR. (under thread tools above your first post).

Yeah I was about to do that and forgot I'll do it now

toiletduck

i love the one where they get the guy who owns the chinese restaraunt to buid a wall around south park! Such a brill show!

funky penguin

"Goddamn you Mongorians! Break down my ****tty wall!!!!"

Glipmac

funky penguin wrote:

Lemmiwinks. The greatest cartoon critter ever.

Too true best ep ever

Stompbox

Ah yes, the infamous episode. Oh South Park. How I love thee

funky penguin

funky penguin wrote:

"...Break..."

Woulda thought it was more "Bweak down my ****ty wall" no?

funky penguin

Blip. Yes it would be old chum.:o

p.pete

Myth wrote:

Just unbelievable when you see it.

Best scene, ever

Infini

funky penguin wrote:

"Goddamn you Mongorians! Break down my ****tty wall!!!!"

LOL. "Why is it that everytime us chinese build wall, stupid mongolians come and knock it down".

Best song ever in that series "Kyles mom is a big fat bitch".

Kenny goes to hell is even funnier.

Tar.Aldarion

you dont pay a prostitute for sex you pay her to leave afterwards lol
and the episode with the forrest ctritters that turn out to be satanic oh ya

OfflerCrocGod

Classic comedy has to be a legend!

Stompbox

Weight Cousellor: Oh look kids, its our other counsellor Lucy!!!

Fat Kid: Hey look, it was actually a girl in the costume.

Cartman: Would someone please put this retard out of his misery?

Brilliant,I love Cartman

or

Cartman: What the hells going on.

Mr.Mackey: Eric, your friends and I are concerned about your weight.

Cartman: What?

Doctor: We believe you might have a problem.

Cartman: You're goddamn right I have a problem, Terrance and Phillip is on and I don't have anywhere to sit!

billstraighten

so what branch of jews are you from

oh were the anti sematic jews

or moses

Popcorn necklaces

Hester

Who voted no? :mad:

Cartman alone is a legend. "You will respect my authoritah!" Classic

dceire

My favourite south park monemt of all time is...(drumroll)

'Cartman: What's the dig deal? It dosen't hurt anybody! Fcuk, Fcukedy, Fcuk, Fcukedy, Fcuk, Fcuk, Fcuk.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go to the councilers office?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually what I said was...(Takes out megaphone)...How would you like to suck my balls?...Mr. Garrison!

Garrison is floored

Kyle: Holy Sh*t dude!'


Oh, I do love south park!

aidan_dunne

Cartman: Damn! Shít! Respect my fúckin' authoritayyy!
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shít taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size... Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK...... not! Fúck, shít, cóck, ass, titties, boner, bítch, muff, pussy, cúnt, butthole, BARBRA STREISAND!

And that, my friends, is why 'South Park', and Cartman is particular, is a legend. That is all!

Repli

Michael Jackson (singing): Would you like to ride the train together, and start a magical journey..
Cartman (singing): Yes I would Mr Jefferson You're so awesome Mr Jefferson

And also
Cartman's Mom: Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him?
Doctor: I'm afraid he's, running out of time
Cartman's Mom: Why what's wrong with him?
Doctor: Its his time, it's running out.
Cartman's Mom: Well what does he need?
Doctor: He needs to have more time.
Cartman's Mom: What can we do?
Doctor: Well i suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist!

LOL

Scarinae

Last one I saw was the one where Cartman loses a tooth, and realises that it's quite a lucrative trade because he gets two dollars left under his pillow by the tooth fairty. He starts stealing other kids's teeth so he can buy a Dreamcast

A Dentist: [answering] Dentist office.
Mrs. Cartman: Oh. Eh-hello, Dr. Roberts? It's Mrs. Cartman.
Dr. Roberts: Oh, yes, Ms. Cartman. What can I do for you?
Mrs. Cartman: Well, it's my son. He's lost a lot of his baby teeth, and I was starting to get worried.
Dr. Roberts: Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?
Mrs. Cartman: About a hundred and twelve.
Dr. Roberts: …A hundred and twelve.
Mrs. Cartman: Yes. Fifteen of them in one night. Perhaps he should switch toothpaste?
Dr. Roberts: Your son wouldn't happen to be an "alligator," would he? No? Hm, I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you right now. The American Dental Association convention is this week, but, as soon as I get back, I'll look into it.
Mrs. Cartman: O-oh, thank you. Freebie next week. [hangs up]

Legend!!