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Virtual Knacker Drinking

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  • 08-05-2005 8:44pm
    #1
    StephenInsane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭


    What's up, I'm here drinking a virtual flagon of Lidl Cider. I'm currently in a field behind a virtual housing estate Thanks for joining me. What virtual drink did you bring?
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    #2
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    How virtually bizarre!Why are you alone? Get some virtual friends!
    Teehee


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    silly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭silly


    i have some virtual peach schnapps here, care for a taste?


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    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,634 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    franziskaner and tequila.
    not very knackery at all sorry.


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    #5
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Virtual Bavaria 8.5%

    Top quality.


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    #6
    StephenInsane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭StephenInsane


    LadyJ wrote:
    How virtually bizarre!Why are you alone? Get some virtual friends!
    Teehee

    I knew a lot of my virtual friends would be around, and i know they enjoy to wet their virtual whistle on a sunday night.


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    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    mmmmmmmmm virtual mudd shakes , :)


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    billy the squid
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    how about a virtual bottle of buckfast ans six virtual dutch.


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    ApeXaviour
    Registered Users Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    And I thought actual knacker drinking was sad. At least it's more fun..

    Geeze, virtual? More like "makebelieve"..


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    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    StephenInsane wrote:
    I'm here drinking a virtual flagon of Lidl CiderQUOTE]
    nothing wrong with that!! and im not a knacker!
    drinking it down the canal line


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    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Im onto my second bottle of 90% proof virtual poteen and im not even drunk.

    My virtual balls are massive


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    Tusky
    Registered Users Posts: 17,065 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Anyone want a virtual handjob ?


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    #13
    Stark
    Registered Users Posts: 20,991 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    netwhizkid wrote:
    Mods, mods, they're discussing virtual knacker drinking, which is virtually illegal!!!

    :p

    Kind of disappointed, was expecting an online game when I opened this :)


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ColHol wrote:
    My virtual balls are massive

    Cue Crash_000 to talk about his "massive e-penis"


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    TOPDAWG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭TOPDAWG


    SH*T BIYS!!! VIRTUAL SHADES ON!!! LEG IT!!


    (shades on means the law down these parts)


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    #16
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    I'm havimg a virtual Tommy The Tank while watching virtual snuff films.


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    #17
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I have me virtual Scrumpy Jacks right here wha. Me fella' loves the Dutch Gold so he does, fcuking posh basturd.


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    #18
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I just virtually farted and virtually smelled how virtually bad it virtually smells.


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    #19
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    get a virtual life why dont ye


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    #20
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    got me one of them cases of rolling rock, not bad at all.


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    #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh stop it!!!

    Its not my fault I'm virtually challenged :)


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    #22
    solas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    virtual vodka and coke washed dwown with virtual bud..I'm virtually burping all over the place.
    This is why I love living in Ireland, people are virtually pissseded all the time.


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    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Myth wrote:
    Cue Crash_000 to talk about his "massive e-penis"
    I tell yes, its ****ing huge it is.


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