So I fired my secretary today

xern

Prob posted b4 but what the hell....
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So I fired my secretary today because,,,,,

Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too

good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.



The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.



So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low

and despondent..



As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone

had *remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.



On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the Bedroom And slip into something more comfortable"



"Sure!" I excitedly replied.



She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake

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followed by my wife, children, and dozens of *our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.



And I just sat there....



on the couch....








naked.

WizZard

Has been posted before - but i still love it

SherriffBuck

:d

TerrorFirmer

My god, thats a fantastic one.

Lol!

Imagine that happeneing, omg....and there has to be at LEAST 100 times that has actually happened in similar circumstances around the world.

dinjo

oh my god...

*adele*

Oh god

MidnightQueen

Uh oh! Hows he gonna get out of that mess?

Gone West

aw cringe class!

Loco

thats fkin brilliant

Squirrel

KittyKat wrote:

Uh oh! Hows he gonna get out of that mess?

Tune in next week

Treebeard

That's excellent

The Bollox

SherriffBuck wrote:

:d

forget finger-lickin' good, that joke, it seems, was nose-lickin' good LOL!

I heard it b4, but it wasn't until you get to the appartment bit that I remembered how it ended lol, good stuff