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the pope in heaven

  • 12-05-2005 10:46am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭


    The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaits him.
    St. Peter asks the Pope who he is.
    The Pope : I am the pope.
    St. Peter: Who? There's no such name in my book.
    The Pope : I'm the representative of God on Earth.
    St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me...
    The Pope : But I am the leader of the Catholic Church...
    St. Peter: The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss.
    St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
    St. Peter: There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth.
    God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of...
    Wait, I'll ask Jesus.
    (yells for Jesus)
    Jesus : Yes father, what's up?
    God and St. Peter explain the situation.
    Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.
    Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
    Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Originally Posted by Gilgamesh
    Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!

    lol, it wouldn't surprise if if that was how it started.

    Regards netwhizkid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 La Cucaracha


    Lol that is class,


  • Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    that is brilliant....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,450 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    Gilgamesh wrote:
    The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaits him.
    St. Peter asks the Pope who he is.
    The Pope : I am the pope.
    St. Peter: Who? There's no such name in my book.
    The Pope : I'm the representative of God on Earth.
    St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me...
    The Pope : But I am the leader of the Catholic Church...
    St. Peter: The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss.
    St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
    St. Peter: There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth.
    God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of...
    Wait, I'll ask Jesus.
    (yells for Jesus)
    Jesus : Yes father, what's up?
    God and St. Peter explain the situation.
    Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.
    Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
    Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!
    that is class :D lol
    fair play Gilgamesh


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Yeah, I'm likin it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    lol....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    wunderbar


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭Thumper Long


    Best of show, old chap, classic


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