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Van Gogh's Relatives

  • 12-05-2005 10:55am
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    After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
    Among them were:
    His dizzy aunt......................................Verti Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh
    The constipated uncle...............................Cant Gogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh
    The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh
    The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
    The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh
    His magician uncle.............................Wherediddy Gogh
    His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh
    The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh
    A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh
    The nephew who drove a stage coach ...............Wellsfar Gogh
    The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh
    His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh
    The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh
    An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh
    The little bouncy nephew............................Poe Gogh
    And his niece who travels the country in a van....Winnie BayGogh


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithimac


    that post just cost me one minute of my life and i want it back!


  • Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭Ruadan


    and yer pronouncing it wrong.

    BOO! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    isnt it pronounced VAN GOUGH not VAN GO?


  • Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭Ruadan


    Gough, like cough or, um, off?

    Van Go is an American thing

    (i am not talking out my arse, German and Dutch friends pronounce it this way)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    like cough i think


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,964 ✭✭✭Hmm_Messiah


    I liked it :D

    he was a Gogh (Goff) but no reason his relatives couldnt pronounce it Gough (Go)


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