The morning after

d22ontour

A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen

cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in

the frying pan.


"What are you doing?" he asks.


"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very

drunk," she replied


Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't

remember asking her to cook my sock..."

rugbug86

id say that'd be a hard one to tell/say after a few drinks...

kittenkiller

You've just given me a fabulous idea!
i thank you & my dentist thanks you!

rugbug86

kittenkiller wrote:

You've just given me a fabulous idea!
i thank you & my dentist thanks you!

dread to think what goes on in that dentists chair.....

TerrorFirmer

kittenkiller wrote:

You've just given me a fabulous idea!
i thank you & my dentist thanks you!

Is that a riddle or am I just slow

rugbug86

i dont get it either so we can be slow together, yeay!

The tax man

MobileInfantry wrote:

Is that a riddle or am I just slow

Hmmm... I'm intrigued. I hope we get an explanation.

Squirrel

kittenkiller wrote:

You've just given me a fabulous idea!
i thank you & my dentist thanks you!

You want your dentist to cook your sock? Don't you like your sock?

Looks like we aren't getting an explanation, someone got themselves a little bit banned

jaggeh

try say suck my cóck with someones hand in your mouth

the jew

Squirrel wrote:

You want your dentist to cook your sock? Don't you like your sock?

Looks like we aren't getting an explanation, someone got themselves a little bit banned

why did you ban them just for putting down something that some people didn't get????

Thumper Long

probably funny when drunk

uberwolf

the jew wrote:

why did you ban them just for putting down something that some people didn't get????

clarification. Squirrel is Mod of the athletics board only. So even if he wanted to ban Kittenkiller from this forum he cann't.

Futher the banned under Kittenkillers name means that she has been banned from teh entire site - something that only the 5 admins can do and the 6 new 'super'Mods.

In this instance kittenkiller was banned for sending spam PMs to people about a sex forum that she had created on another site. Vexorg banned her. For further sating of curiousity have a look at the sex forum thread in System > forums.

And for the record I didn't get what she meant either.

Nasty_Girl

I thought she meant it like she wouldn't have to suck c0ck anymore she could just cook sock and her teeth wouldn't be all covered in spooge or now she'd have to eat the sock and then the dentist would get loads of money coz he'd have to pull all the bits of sock out or something,
come on people be creative.

jimzx90

Nasty_Girl wrote:

I thought she meant it like she wouldn't have to suck c0ck anymore she could just cook sock and her teeth wouldn't be all covered in spooge or now she'd have to eat the sock and then the dentist would get loads of money coz he'd have to pull all the bits of sock out or something,
come on people be creative.

wtf! lol
i like this explanation i say we run with it.......

The tax man

Nasty_Girl wrote:

I thought she meant it like she wouldn't have to suck c0ck anymore she could just cook sock and her teeth wouldn't be all covered in spooge or now she'd have to eat the sock and then the dentist would get loads of money coz he'd have to pull all the bits of sock out or something,
come on people be creative.

10/10 from me for that.

pretty-in-pink

I like that....the first one makes more sense. LIke maybe she was always on her knees shall we say, and now she can claim deafness, and cook socks instead, and therefore her dentist won't have to get spunk out from between her teeth anymore.

Or maybe mishearing it will lead to her missaying it, and sucking her dentist off? With a numb mouth, god can you imagine?

dream brother

so do ye guys get banned for talking about someone like that.............