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Northside Girl!!!

  • 16-05-2005 9:51am
    #1
    Metallicababe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭


    Northside girl goes to the corporation to register for child benefit.
    How many children?" asks the council worker
    10" replies the girl
    "10???" says the corporation worker..
    What are their names?"
    Donal, Donal, Donal, Donal, Donal, Donal, Donal Donal, Donal and eh......Donal".
    Doesn't that get confusing?"
    Naah..." says the girl "its great because if dey are out playing in de street, oi just have to shout DONAL, YER DINNER'S READY or DONAL, GO TO BED NOW and dey all do it..."
    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed corporation worker.
    "Dat's easy," says the girl... "Oi just use der surnames"

    A Northside girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
    "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up me dress." she says.
    Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
    "Nah" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."


    Northside Girl enters a s*x shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
    She says "Oi'll take de red one."
    The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."

    A Northside girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
    The paramedics soon arrive on site.
    Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
    Girl: "OK"
    Medic: "What's your name?"
    Girl: "Bridgit."
    Medic: "OK Bridgit, is this your car?"
    Bridgit: "Yes."
    Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
    Bridgit: "Donaghmede."


    A Northside girl was driving down the N1 when her car phone rang.
    It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Look luv, I just heard on the news that der's a car going de wrong way on de N1. Please be careful!"
    "It's not just one car!" said the girl, "There's bleedin hundreds of dem!"

    Another Northside girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
    Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
    Molly: "Ok."
    Medic: "Ok the how many fingers am I putting up?"
    Molly: "Oh my god I'm paralysed


Comments

  • #2
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    funny just like the essex girl jokes nice one :cool:


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