Computer with all the answers

Easygainer

Read this yesterday.

A salesman had a new super computer on demo at a convention and claimed it could answer all questions. People were coming up to it all day, asking it Maths and geographical questions and were amazed. A smartass decided he'd show the computer up, so he asked the computer "Where's my dad?"

The computer replied "Your dad is working in a bar in Dublin"

"Ha" replied the man "My dad died 10 years ago!"

Embarrassed, the salesman told the man that maybe if he rephrased the question

"OK, where is my mother's husband" he asked...

"Your mother's husband is dead, but your dad is still working in a bar in Dublin"

DonkeyStyle \o/

He could have just asked it to devide by zero ... blue screen goodness.

TerrorFirmer

lol, its pretty good though in fairness

The tax man

Lol!

Tyrrial

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

He could have just asked it to devide by zero ... blue screen goodness.

good plan

Nietzschean

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

He could have just asked it to devide by zero ... blue screen goodness.

umm no, that number just simply isn't defined, wouldn't make any senisble 'know it all' program BSOD

Easygainer

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

He could have just asked it to devide by zero ... blue screen goodness.

Or he could have asked you to make a witty comment, either way the computer would be speechless.

Naos

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