Caught in the act.

daosulli

coolsmileygirl wrote:

yeah a round of applause is always good when a girl is walkin out of a mens
it makes her feel so special

LOL . . id say she has it on her CV, bless

daosulli

daosulli wrote:

LOL . . id say she has it on her CV, bless

yeah exactly what employers want to know !!
how badly you'l behave at the xmas party:D

tbh

I Like your moxy kid, you're hired!

NikNik

Was scheduled to meet my then boyfriends dad for the first time and had a bit of time to kill. So we were going at it in his room and next thing you know, in comes father-in-law to say hello - and theres me, on my back, legs-a-kimbo like a complete slapper. Was absolutely mortified walking out the door ! 'Twas a very awkward "Hello sir......nice to meet you......eh, you have a nice house, etc.." Luckily he laughed it off

Was also caught by my mum in the shower. Heard her coming home early and kicked boyf out of the shower a bit too late. Just as she knocked on the bathroom door in hysterics, he managed to grab the towel and wrap it around him, grab a toothbrush and pretend he was brushing his teeth - except he was soaking wet so it was pretty obvious! My mum was having none of it and kicked him out. I was grounded

Linoge

Sifo wrote:

Oh its on!!

was in church one week and i was whacking away (hole in my pocket). Came like an elephant jus as i was going up for communion. took my hands outta my pocket for the priest to place the bread on them, when i noticed my right hand was dripping in cum. Before i even got a chance to get embarrassed the priest was all over my hand like a baby licking an ice-cream.. kinda sick.. well it wasn't to bad...

HAHAHA! LMAO!

TBH, that story is as true as some of the other "stories" being told in here.

I just cant get my head around how you start sucking, licking or otherwise when your parents are in the other room, and I don't know anyone who would go at it loud enough in their own house that their parents would hear!

I believe in being adventurous, but hell, some people are just outright stupid!

Sleepy

Never been caught but there have been a few close shaves

Byrneedel

Sleepy wrote:

Never been caught but there have been a few close shaves

I was caught in the act once by his roomate i used to fancy
he seen us at it and proceeded to join in
I said it was ok so my guy let him i'l never understand how a guy can watch his girlf with another man but it actually got him going had i have liked him more i would have been bothered
Best 3 some ever:D

Also been caught at it by his dad now that was f***in embarrasing

jd

Twice in the same week cleaners walked in on me when I was with someone on the sofa in the ents office in TCD. (same cleaners different girls :0 )
a long time ago..

SpAcEd OuT

16 on holidays in Spain caught having my first shag by the resort's security guard, we didnt see him at first till suddenly he was towering over shinning a torch at us! we jumped up and ran as fast as our legs would carry us, deciding to continue at her villa.

Was too afraid to go to the clubhouse with my family for the rest of the holiday in case the same security guard recognized me and had a word with my parents!

apart from that, never been caught!

Aisling(",)

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Dave!

Holy sh*t you're 14...

Aisling(",)

DaveMcG wrote:

Holy sh*t you're 14...

I know

T'was 13 then though

Dave!

So do I

Endurance Man

Aisling(",) wrote:

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Aisling(",)

Endurance Man wrote:

What?

failsafe

Yeah seriously Ais, even though the 14yr old boy i once was would kill me for saying this, you should take it easy on the giving head to guys in public places. Save it till your a bit older, you'll be happy that you did (any of the girls in the forum will tell you this too) And from a guys point of view a girl is always more attractive when she's harder to get (something that girls, unfortunately, know all too wel)

But while i'm posting....

Me and an ex (that's a long term relationship Ais, and I was 19) decided to take a romantic bath, my birthday i think, but at 2a.m. Probably the only night of the year that her dad decides wake up and go for a piss at 2a.m. So we hear a knock on the door;
Dad: "sweetie"
Her: "yeah"
Dad: "are you taking a bath"
Her: "yeah"
Dad: "at 2am?"
Her: "yeah"
....silence......
(blindingly obvious i'm there)
......more silence.....
Dad: " em... night so"
Her: "em....night"

Ensued by most uncomfortable breakfast ever.

(p.s. Aisling, do as i say, not as i do )

Aisling(",)

failsafe wrote:

Yeah seriously Ais, even though the 14yr old boy i once was would kill me for saying this, you should take it easy on the giving head to guys in public places. Save it till your a bit older, you'll be happy that you did (any of the girls in the forum will tell you this too) And from a guys point of view a girl is always more attractive when she's harder to get (something that girls, unfortunately, know all too wel)

I'm not like that anymore really.The guys were older then me aswell and I t'was a bit drunk.:o

Endurance Man

Aisling(",) wrote:

What?

Your 14, slow down a bit, enjoy your child hood while you still have it :cool: .

Aisling(",)

I am now and I'll still be acting like a child untill i die

senordingdong

Oh yeah, don't know if this counts as getting cuaght...but it was a one night stand, in the laneway off Grafton stret, the one beside Bewleys.....no police came...but countless people had to walk past....ahahahaaa.

Glad I can look back and laugh instead of being ashamed.

failsafe

Aisling(",) wrote:

I'm not like that anymore really.The guys were older then me aswell and I t'was a bit drunk.:o

That's no excuse young lady!

Don't worry, i'm not trying to lecture you or anything, just give you a few words of friendly advice. There's just nothing worse than a young girl trying to be mature by doing silly things like that (or as they're more commonly known.... sluts), so it's good to see you don't want to head down that path.


No pun intended.

Endurance Man

Aisling(",) wrote:

I am now and I'll still be acting like a child untill i die

Riiight, im gonna go now

biko

senordingdong wrote:

but countless people had to walk past....ahahahaaa.

eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! There's a time and a place...

senordingdong

Yes...and it was at 4am, in a laneway.

In fairness though, none of them seemed to mind, so I can only assume they were in the same situation before and were understanding of our plight.

Hal1

da1&only wrote:

I was caught in the act by my gf's mother.We were upstairs in her room which was in the attic which is above her parents room.It was a monday night and i wasn't allowed o stay over but for some reason it seemed like a good idea.To cut a long story short i was caught bollox naked on top with her moaning when her mother walked and just screamed.I had to walk down the stairs past her on my way out of the house i could bearly keep a straight face at.I laughed all the way home ha ha ha wasnt allowed back near the house for about six months

Lol snigerring past the ma on the way out classic haha i just fuked yer daughter lol :v:

simu

Aisling(",) wrote:

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Jeebus! The guy must have gained a real love for the native tongue that summer. o_O

jrey1981

never bn caught luckily enough, but in halls at uni there was a young lady in the room across from me who was very vocal when she was having it away...

I am pretty sure the whole floor - a couple of dozen people - must have heard. We all found it hilarious.

She then went to live in the flat above a former housemate of mine a few years later.

Another time, when I was about 10, was staying at a friends and we were watching a movie with his Dad in his parents bedroom. There was a mirror on top of the TV.

His mum walked through the bedroom, walked into the ensuite, had a shower and then came out starkers to get a towel - everything on view in the mirror that was sitting on the TV - corrupted my poor (not very) innocent 10 year old mind!

Cue straight faces and not a word said from my friend or his Dad.

smiley_knees

Aisling(",) wrote:

The guys were older then me aswell and I t'was a bit drunk.:o

Mmm, group statutory rape and underage alcoholism...It has all the makings of a great story :cool:

solicitous

Aisling(",) wrote:

I was giving head at the Gaelteacht when the principal drove up had to run to my house.luckily it was the last night and i won't have to see him till june(hopefully he'll have forgotten.Oh and a group of fellas and girls walked by on the way home aswell.

Same situation as above except at 02 in the park a few people saw even a girl out of my class

Here you are going to need this luvvy:

Citizens Information Centre
Address: City CentreDublin CIS

Phone: (01) 8090633

Big Ears

smiley_knees wrote:

Mmm, group statutory rape and underage alcoholism...It has all the makings of a great story :cool:

I'm sure one of the tabloids would only be too happy to buy it off her , infact the story doesn't even have to be true .

solicitous

Look this one was giving out bjs at 13. shes no angel, so I would be suprised if she hasnt already had sex yet.

*It will not make him love you, or like you even more.
at best he will return for 2nds

*Your friends dont think you are great for doing it, and at the
first sign of a break in a friendship they will use it against you.

When I was 16/17 some of my friends were all talk about it, one of them done it first. things were fine for a while, but she fell out with one of the other girls and was cast out of the group. I kept my mouth shut but some of the others were really mean to her and called her awful names.

Seriously girl, wise up. You dont get second chances.

MoonTV

was meeting girlfriend in her house, hand up top when her mother who we thought wouldn't be back for ages walked in!

god was that akward!

Big Knox

Some quality ones in there

Have a few funnies myself.

Last year after the jobs christmas party, (thinkin about it, would of been a year this weekend) went home with a girl that I work with. Unfortunatly at the time i was back living at home, was v drunk so decided to bring her back to my parents house, on the grounds we be quite.

So we get into bed and the two of us are finding the whole thing hilariously funny trying to be so quite. So after much calming down we get down to business, and lets just say she didn't keep her promise!

Few minutes later, my bedroom door opens up and i turn to see a silhouette of my dad standing in the doorway. Hallway light clearly shining onto my fully naked arse, with said girls legs up past my shoulders!!! Door closes.

The next morning, we rush downstairs and out the front door. Brought her home. I return to my house, parents are both up having breakfast. Hesitantly I walk into the kitchen to say good morning. Knowing my dad, he was not going to be happy. I sit down at the table and grab some toast, not looking at either of them. My dad turns to me and says "Ya wouldn't even bring her in for some breakfast, poor girl must be starving!!!!"

Surprisingly it was possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.

Big Knox

Just thought of another there reading back through some of the others.

Was on holidays with my ex in butlins in wales.

Anyway her whole family were there, parents, sisters and their boyfriends, her brother etc. Good group of us, they go every year.

Anyway they had a house rented for the 5 days, just one of those holiday villages in the park itself. But her parents had a strict, boys stay in there own room and the girls stay in theres. Bit weird but i sappose ya can see why. Anyway after the first few days the sexual tension was really building up and we both needed rid of it

So we were at the swimming pool with her sister and her boyfriend. We had planned earlier to leave early and go somwhere quiet!! So we left the pool and jumped into a family sized cubicle to change. Surprisingly she made the first move and lets say we got a little out of hand. Up against the walls etc. Family place bad thing to do i know, but couldn't help it!!!

So when we finish, was fairly quick tbh, We get changed quickly and go to leave. I open the door and as i held it open for her the door next to mine opens and a man of about 40 walks out, he glares at me clearly after hearing or rather feeling the walls shaking, I try not to make eye contact but then i notice, right behind him his two kids come walking out!!!!

Oh the shame.

yawnstretch

I've been caught not too seriously in one situation or another a couple of times but one event stands out in my mind as a pretty close call.

I'd been seeing this girl from my neighbourhood for a while and in spite of her super strict, uber-religious parents we'd started to do something quite risky - basically in the middle of the night (we were both in our midteens) I would sneak onto their premises, climb onto their garage roof and creep across to her bedroom window on the 2nd storey of their house.

When her bedroom window was open then in I'd go through and we'd mess about for a bit in her bed before noises from her parents room (next room!) would scare me home.

So one night Im up to this same old routine. I avoid the house security lights, cleverly manage not to wake the wolf-hound sleeping in the garage, and make my way across the roof and am crouching on the window sill (a la Spiderman) about to open the unlocked window over her room when I JUST manage to spy a teeny note:

"MY MAM IS SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT!"

-Now that was a close one.:cool:

Rabies

"MY MAM IS SLEEPING HERE TONIGHT!"

-Now that was a close one.

Why didn't you go for it

faceman

Ive been caught a few times n the gas thing is ive never learned!

1) on a beach in portmarnock. the sun had come up and some sado's like to go walking their dogs at 6am..

2) by the ma, but she "pretended" not to notice and went about her business!

3) not sure if this counts but was lampin an ex out of it while (unbeknown to me) her ex was in the next room and woke up to sound of uh and ahs! He started hammering the door!

4) got caught havin a pedal & krank once. Not many punters will admit that!

DrummerBoy

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Been also caught at it in a couple of pubs in swords, the harp and the lamb
(It was his birthday): D

I think that might have been me who caught you!!!

Rabies

pedal & krank

huh?

faceman

Rabies wrote:

huh?

pedal and krank -- aka tom hank? aka j.arthur rank?

uglyfish3

couple of years ago had just finished the usual frollicks with an ex and i found my phone unlocked, thot nothing of it
but went home for the weekend for me bday and found that during the act, i had accidently phoned a friend of mine, but it was during the night so it went to his answering machine................it was quite funny, but not when he played it on speaker and the parents walked in but heard the whole thing, ah sure it's all in good fun........the ex went crazy tho,she obviously didnt like hearing her own moans,haha

RobertFoster

Rabies wrote:

huh?

****.

ExoduS 18.11

I'm only coming here to leave lol, some pretty embarassing others quite disturbing !

Victor

daosulli wrote:

God I wanna go back to CP's

Yeah, them CP girls are slappers.

And so am I.

Dave!

Big Knox wrote:

Some quality ones in there

Have a few funnies myself.

Last year after the jobs christmas party, (thinkin about it, would of been a year this weekend) went home with a girl that I work with. Unfortunatly at the time i was back living at home, was v drunk so decided to bring her back to my parents house, on the grounds we be quite.

So we get into bed and the two of us are finding the whole thing hilariously funny trying to be so quite. So after much calming down we get down to business, and lets just say she didn't keep her promise!

Few minutes later, my bedroom door opens up and i turn to see a silhouette of my dad standing in the doorway. Hallway light clearly shining onto my fully naked arse, with said girls legs up past my shoulders!!! Door closes.

The next morning, we rush downstairs and out the front door. Brought her home. I return to my house, parents are both up having breakfast. Hesitantly I walk into the kitchen to say good morning. Knowing my dad, he was not going to be happy. I sit down at the table and grab some toast, not looking at either of them. My dad turns to me and says "Ya wouldn't even bring her in for some breakfast, poor girl must be starving!!!!"

Surprisingly it was possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.

faceman wrote:

lampin

lmao!!!

solicitous

faceman wrote:

1) on a beach in portmarnock. the sun had come up and some sado's like to go walking their dogs at 6am..
4) got caught havin a pedal & krank once.

ahh the post Tomangos shag huh?
Who caught you having a peddle by the way? laughed when i seen it, humour me some more

faceman

solicitous wrote:

ahh the post Tomangos shag huh?
Who caught you having a peddle by the way? laughed when i seen it, humour me some more

lol yes the post Joe Mango's session, ive only ever been there twice and got lucky both times! Dont knock it till uve tried it....

Got caught by the ma havin a peddle, she just closed the door and walked out. so i continued, a man's got to do what a man's got to do!

Altho it doesnt beat the story of the dude who was peddlin with his girlfriends knickers on his head. after he finished he noticed some tea and toast beside his bed. The ma had walked in and left it while he was "mid master"!! Classic!

solicitous

faceman wrote:

so i continued, a man's got to do what a man's got to do!
Altho it doesnt beat the story of the dude who was peddlin with his girlfriends knickers on his head. after he finished he noticed some tea and toast beside his bed. The ma had walked in and left it while he was "mid master"!! Classic!

im suprised you could finish the job at hand hahah
oh and re the knickers one.. your mother has just learned to carry on and ignore you. jeez boy get a lock on your door

Linoge

Well, we all know what what the most sensitive part of your body really is when you're havin a ****. Your ears!

Don't you know it.:D

solicitous

Very true

Linoge wrote:

Well, we all know what what the most sensitive part of your body really is when you're havin a ****. Your ears!

Don't you know it.:D