Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky

Well, the word "Jenkies!!!" is inconcievably hot for a start...

*Mumbles*

Oh, Velma, you can solve the mysteries in my pants any day...

tSubh Dearg

I thought she said "Jinkies" not "Jenkies"?

Sarky

I'm not sure myself, I never was watching her face.

Matthewthebig

it is

Sarky is aroused by the wrong word

Chad ghostal

yeah/.....sarky.. n ..stuff..

FIGHT!!!!

... um. ..*cough*.. .


Be-bop-ulub-a..

Sarky

/me slaps Chad.

Chad ghostal

it burrrnsss...


i think i need a kilt.. or a bucket full of drugs and alchohol..

Matthewthebig

ba da ba boom

so we getting beer?

Steveire

Who needs beer when you have jesus?

Chad ghostal

yeah i think we should get some beer...
good call matthew..
so what kind..
i vote imported beer, then maybe heiniken, then ..um.. some ..absinthe..
and um.. a .. easter egg.. and then some yaegermeister.{sp?} ..
....
riiiight.. you kids.. your ...crazy.

Chad ghostal

Steveire wrote:

Who needs beer when you have jesus?

wtf??!!!
... you canT* drink jesus..
nore can you make him uber-tastey and drunk inducing..

Matthewthebig

do you have 12 friends?
is your mother a virgin?
Good at speading food around?

Well you could be the next jesus!

Steveire

*Reconsiders remark about 'Jesus Juice'*

Matthewthebig

PAEDO

Sarky

Sounds like a motcheen/skanger name, doesn't it?

Matthewthebig

What does?

Sarky

Paedo.

Matthewthebig

kinda

Rozabeez

It actually does!

Matthewthebig

was it you who pmd someone called cupid?

Rozabeez

*cough*

Matthewthebig

what you on about?

Sarky

Where's Funky Penguin these days? Is he hiding?

/me releases the hounds

Matthewthebig

/me releases the bees

Rozabeez

Waht are YOU on about?!

Matthewthebig

What are you on about?

Chad ghostal

i like 'on about'..its so much better than those other sentance fillers...
you know?

funky penguin

Sarky wrote:

Where's Funky Penguin these days? Is he hiding?

/me releases the hounds

I'm right here.

*Waves*

Busy weekend at the bar. Feckin Dubliners with their Heino and bottles of coors light.

Matthewthebig

Where's the hey nonny nonny?

funky penguin

It's with Yore Ma!


*Extremely Tired Hey Nonny nonny*





note to self: You slipped up there, but recovered like a pro. Don't let it happen again

Matthewthebig

Quiet zombie boy!

tSubh Dearg

as fp has turned up does this mean i don't get to release the hounds with the bees in their mouths?

Sarky

*Pats head*

Oh, go on then, petal.

BEAT

sometimes....I really hate kids
















who am I kidding, most of the time I really hate kids.

Sarky

Play football with them.

Bonus points for everything you make the kid bounce off.

tSubh Dearg

yay!

/Releases the hounds with bees in their mouths

I think these should sort out those pesky kids

Sarky

But leave Velma alive, and unspoiled...

tSubh Dearg

I'll have her carefully wrapped up in cotton wool and bubble wrap and post her off to you...will that do?

Sarky

*Rubs thighs with glee*

Matthewthebig

/me helps rub Sarky thighs!

Sarky

*Thighs catch fire from too much friction*

tSubh Dearg

*sprays Sarky's thighs with fire extinguisher*

Matthewthebig

/me gets set on fire and runs around madly!

Sarky

tSubh Dearg wrote:

*sprays Sarky's thighs with fire extinguisher*

Argh, it burns!

But in a nice way...

tSubh Dearg

*sprays matt with fire extinguisher*

Matthewthebig

/me is alive but horribley scarred

tSubh Dearg

That's okay, chicks dig scars! Now you'll be really popular with the ladies!

Matthewthebig

but my body is all shiny

Jesus this thread is like 14 stories high

Sarky

/me flings fire-extinguisher foam at Ronoc.

FOAM PARTY!