Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matthewthebig

Yore Ma

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Touché

Star Lord

En Guard!
/me swashbuckles

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Ties Damo's shoelaces together!

tba

/gets on all fours behind Damo

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hey Damo?

Sarky

tba wrote:

/gets on all fours behind Damo

*arranges doggy-style photographs of damo and teebs*

funky penguin

/me licks photos.

Matthewthebig

Omg

INCEST!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

Talliesin

tSubh Dearg wrote:

I honestly think that the tone in here really can't get any lower.

That sounds like a challenge.

/me hands out strap-ons to all.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

*fap*
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*fap*
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tba

advertisement always lowers the tone

Talliesin

teebs, there are limits. The orifice should not become a commercial vehicle.

Though that would mean we wouldn't have to fix the rear-view mirror.

Adam

Talliesin wrote:

teebs, there are limits. The orifice should not become a commercial vehicle.

Though that would mean we wouldn't have to fix the rear-view mirror.

But I enjoy viewing the odd rear.

Matt Holck

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051658/

"I enjoy being a girl"

tba

Who dosen't?

Capt'n Midnight

tSubh Dearg wrote:

I honestly think that the tone in here really can't get any lower.

Aussie Foot Fetish . . .

Talliesin

It's time to plan the Orifice Christmas Party.

/me lifts tSubh's skirt and sits her on the photocopier.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Me calls cleaners to clean the ass prints off the copier again

Star Lord

/me calls security to get Hail away from the photocopier, remembering what happened last year...

/me shudders

Hail 2 Da Chimp

They had to clean a lot more than ass prints off it

Star Lord

Man you were drunk, don't you remember the trip to casualty to get the pieces of glass removed from your ass?

Lust4Life

wanders in innocently to make copies.
"Why do my copies smell like ass?"

Star Lord

Not just ass, year-old-ass, from last years orifice xmas party!

funky penguin

Hey, wassup.

funky penguin

Nothin much. Just hangin.

funky penguin

Cool.

funky penguin

Nice.

funky penguin

Whats that you're eating?

funky penguin

Starburst. Want one?

funky penguin

Sure.

funky penguin

Oh, no I don't like that flavour.

funky penguin

Always the picky one!

**** you!

funky penguin

What?!?!

How could you say that!?!?

funky penguin

I'm sorry man....

funky penguin

Whatever dude its just a sweet.

funky penguin

Its more! Its a symbol of our friendship!

funky penguin

We're sweet and taste like blackcurrent?

funky penguin

Now you see.

Take this robe, a simple garment, your training is complete.

jezza

funky my man... ur worth so much more than a blackcurrent... take an orange

Tar.Aldarion

Bes t story ever, I could picture it.
I knew it would turn out to be the blackcurrant one too.

Sarky

I love j00 guys!

spacecoyote

its only illegal if she remembers

Hail 2 Da Chimp

In jail its not gay if your on top.

Funky, your my hero!

funky penguin

And you're my man whore.

Put this on!

/me throws adhesive paste at chimp.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

1. Hairy Monkey 459 up, 90 down

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

Talliesin

It wouldn't make you look that much like a hairy monkey.

Much more like someone who's been ejaculated on and had pubes thrown at.

Sofaspud

I thought that's what a monkey was.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

The circle of life....