Sarky, In my orifice please.

Dutchology

Green eggs and ham I say, green eggs and ham...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Man I picked the wrong day to stop snortin hash...

funky penguin

/me dusts orifice*

































































*Yes, I'm wearing a French Maid outfit. Technically I wouldn't actually be cleaning if I wasn't wearing one.

Adam

/me grows handlebar moustache, adopts toff accent and spanks funky when (s)he bends over

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hey baby... Wanna help me kill all the humans?

Matt Holck

some one wrote a troll poem

is it still around

not mine

the one about forum bans

Sarky

It was ****.

Matt Holck

but I sent flowers

Talliesin

They died.

Sarky

Well, not immediately, I tortured them a bit first. Showed them pictures of people eating salads, that sort of thing.

tSubh Dearg

Poor flowers

Talliesin

They were bad flowers. They deserved it.

Sarky

Those flowers had prevented some really needed wars back in the 60's, hundreds of thousands of patriotic young men never got their chance to die for their country. It's only today we've finally caught up with the backlog.

Talliesin

Yes, but we got around that through cheapening life.

Lets say dying in combat in WWII gets you a dulce et decorum rating of 1.0 and then WWI would be roughly 0.2 and the war in Viet Nam was around 0.1 (losing majorly for, well losing, and the technicality of not actually declaring war on the enemy, and so on, but still it kept the price of Tungsten and Tin down for a bit). With the war in Iraq we've got it down to -0.1 and in Afghanistan it's around -0.15.

At this rate we should be able to wipe out all Western armed forces by Christmas.

BEAT

Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!





-obviously its time for another monty python page....

Bean_Ghrinn

What's the purpose of this thread? To see the hole picture?

Talliesin

Bean_Ghrinn wrote:

What's the purpose of this thread? To see the hole picture?

Easily explained:

funky penguin wrote:

Have a seat, Sarky.

Drink?

Start from there.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Clever plan... Lets see if it plays off -_-

Matt Holck

You look good, Sarky

Sarky

I FEEL good, Matt!

Well, actualy, that's a big fat lie. I currently feel like a pig shat in my head, and bit my tongue on the way out.

Anyway, what would the Spanish Inquisition be thinking if they were around today?

Lust4Life

Oh! Oh! oh! I didn't expect that!









Sorry, couldn't resist!

BEAT

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Sarky

I did.

You people are just a bit slow.

funky penguin

I feel like an overinflated walrus arse.

BEAT

funky penguin wrote:

I feel like an overinflated walrus arse.

sounds like you need a prick .. .

Sarky

Or a walrus in heat and a penchant for anal.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Sounds like my ex girlfriend.

Donegal Lass

:eek:

HAIL!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

^_^

Donegal Lass

*pat pat

awwww happy chimpy!!

Rozabeez

funky penguin wrote:

I feel like an overinflated walrus arse.

*Pop* Goes the...walrus?

Tar.Aldarion

A little less conversation, a little more action please.

Sarky

But... All this conversation...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

...Is making... Me...

Star Lord

... wanna ... DANCE!!!

Matt Holck

Shall We Dance !

Talliesin

Sarky

Those damn hamsters. I hate them.

Matt Holck

the hanster dance is the best Radio Disney song evar

Talliesin

Apparently, one of them is actually a gerbil in disguise.

funky penguin

I could do with an apokatastatic Belgian. S/He could show me. Oh yes.

BEAT

so this thread is STILL here huh..looks around
<_<
>_>

remember the days when we would post all day long to ensure that other thread didnt catch up in posts...sigh
those were the days...
like way back in the day when there were no comfy beds, we slept on broken glass and used needles... and we liked it too

sigh, the good ol days

Matt Holck

THese are the days to remember

Star Lord

.... yours and mine, happy days!

:cool: Eyyyyyyyyyy!

Jesus Wept

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh if only the Fonze was here today...

Star Lord

Yeah, if only he hadn't gone off with Adam Sandler...

funky penguin

Amp do me a favour and lock this thread will you?

Chillwithcian

Shall be putting on the tea sire???:cool:

BEAT

funky penguin wrote:

Amp do me a favour and lock this thread will you?

EEEK! :eek:


SACRILAGE!!! BURN HIM!!!