Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matt Holck

like this rose

Sarky

Actually, I agree with Funky.

Also, newbies should be gassed. Or have their fingers broken, or something, I don't know.

BEAT

actually so do I, I left a long time ago because it gots ruinededed by all the nooblars

adios to sarklors orifice

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You guys all ruined it...

Star Lord

When I first came here, I was kinda intimidated by some of you and your "bUrn teh n00Bz" attitude, i mean ffs, you were all new here at some stage.

I agree, lock the thread to prevent those that have been here longer from whining about "It's not how it was in my day" etc...

funky penguin

Dude, you have it all wrong. It's not because you're a JD06er, its just that we don't think you're on our.....comedy wave lenght. You have to understand that this thread produced a very close knit circle of boardsies and so we tend to get protective.

What we created on the first 1,000 or so posts is drastically different to the stuff currently being posted in TCN. It may seem cliquey, high horsage-like with some i'm-better-than-you sprinkles, but thats how it is.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

But you have to understand Funky... We all like sprinkles. Why cant we try to rebuild this thread into is soft, fluffy caramel coated former self?

For as Sarky once said "we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom".

Jesus Wept

DamoElDiablo wrote:

When I first came here, I was kinda intimidated by some of you and your "bUrn teh n00Bz" attitude, i mean ffs, you were all new here at some stage.

I agree, lock the thread to prevent those that have been here longer from whining about "It's not how it was in my day" etc...

agree.


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This place used to be SO much better, its sh1t now, do you emember when 'x' and 'z' and y' were here, and we used to get upto 'a' and 'b' and 'c', all the time! Those were the days


etc,

That's a quote from every place I've ever worked or been.


yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, live in the now!

Matt Holck

no one drips with condensation like Sarky

Star Lord

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

But you have to understand Funky... We all like sprinkles. Why cant we try to rebuild this thread into is soft, fluffy caramel coated former self?

For as Sarky once said "we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom".

Sarky's the man.
Seriously, all you "old-skool" nesters are, to put it bluntly, the balls.
(In the good way)
I've been here best part of a year, and I know what you mean about some sh***y borin crap that goes on, but *sniff* we just wanna be like you...

Sarky

Matt Holck wrote:

no one drips with condensation like Sarky

It's the extra surface area as a result of being so hairy.

Star Lord

/me advertises Sarky to the wimmins of the nest as a "lovable brillo pad"

Chillwithcian

would you like a biscut?

Star Lord

Don't mind if I do!

Jesus Wept

plenty to go round

Lou.m

Well sorry to disturb the obvious comic genius that is this thread which should be preserved for all eternity in something suitably sticky.:)

And i being a noob, a mere virgin in fact, should probably not atempt to post in the dark woods of the forest of THE ORIFICE(said in a suitably dark disturbing manner)

However like red riding hood , snow white and many before me of the pretty girl in the story persuasion i have more kindness than sense sometimes and dont seem to notice the wolf or indeed wolves staring at me and waiting.

Jesus Wept

The bees are on the what now?


Notice in the oversized photo that these people have written in marker what the contents of the cupboads are :eek:

Lou.m wrote:

However like red riding hood , snow white and many before me of the pretty girl in the story persuasion i have more kindness than sense

ooooh, a pretty, kind girl, without much sense, How you doin? (said in a Joey-esq manner)

Lou.m

Why i am fine Mr wolfie.Well i dont like Red riding hood either she gets all the best parts in fairytale land. I hate that goldielocks too! I am far prettier than them and they are total spoilt brats! Red riding hood never visited a granny in her life.


I just want to cwoss the woods so i can i can give my gwanny this basket of tweats.

But i guess she wont mind so.... (Looks at Mr wolf) hey Mr wolf wanna snack?:p

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Why i am fine Mr wolfie.Well i dont like Red riding hood either she gets all the best parts in fairytale land. I hate that goldielocks too! I am far prettier than them and they are total spoilt brats! Red riding hood never visited a granny in her life.


I just want to cwoss the woods so i can i can give my gwanny this basket of tweats.

But i guess she wont mind so.... (Looks at Mr wolf) hey Mr wolf wanna snack?:p

lol, Why YES Little Lou Riding Hood

*grabs Lou's basket wit my big paws

Lou.m

Nice wolfie.

Hey i have never seen a tail wag so hard.

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Nice wolfie.

Hey i have never seen a tail wag so hard.

can't talk, eating

Lou.m

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YUMMY

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YUMMY

mmmmmmmmmmm


keep an eye out for this dude


He may try to steal our pic-a-nic basket!

Lou.m

Will do indeed he does look familiar

Lou.m

Care to join me for a sojourn through the orifice?

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Care to join me for a sojourn through the orifice?

*googles sojourn....


Yes, Yes I would
Which orifice did you have in mind?


File Photo: Lou.m

Lou.m

The-Rigger wrote:

*googles sojourn....


Yes, Yes I would
Which orifice did you have in mind?


File Photo: Lou.m

I so want that costume! Actually i think i might have something that looks like the top half.

Well which orifice did YOU have in mind?

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

I so want that costume! Actually i think i might have something that looks like the top half.

me-ow. Early Xmas present? *makes list

Lou.m wrote:

Well which orifice did you have in mind?

lol, I'd probably a ban if I made any sort of answer!

Lou.m

The-Rigger wrote:

me-ow. Early Xmas present? *makes list



lol, I'd probably a ban if I made any sort of answer!

Yayness prezzie!

Well let us walk throught the woods of whatever orifice sarky is currently in............ Oh no wait is that a bad idea?

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Yayness prezzie!

Well let us walk throught the woods of whatever orifice sarky is currently in............ Oh no wait is that a bad idea?

Lou.m wrote:

Yayness prezzie!

Well let us walk throught the woods of whatever orifice sarky is currently in............ Oh no wait is that a bad idea?

nah, I'm the biggest threat in the woods, you will be *safe* with me



Muhahahaha


oops, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

Star Lord

*uncovers the_rigger to be a sheep in wolves clothing*

Hmmm...

Jesus Wept

[SIZE=-1]*considers suing Diablo for liable.




You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth- handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities[/SIZE]

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I will get this man to front my 'dream team'






And this man, so I can play the race card

Star Lord

I will beat your race card with my race card... see, he's won, and he's #1!

Jesus Wept

check-mate.



The Flash !!




lol, the heading on the picture was 'Don't fúck with me, or I'll run away.'

Star Lord

I distract the Flash with the Almost Flash - Supergirl!

Jesus Wept

can't deny the SuperCharms of superWoman

Chillwithcian

OOOOOOOOhhh yeeeesssss!!!!!!

Matt Holck

LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKLqvsw0zs&mode=related&search=

Star Lord

Matt I'll set Mr Todd on you ya random fupper!

Jesus Wept

less chat, more boobs

Lou.m

Well i have boobs! Well just about!
Does that count?

Star Lord

As do I...

Yeah I'm a guy...

Lou.m

Nothing wrong with boobs on a guy

Star Lord

Yes there is...

(I was at the gym today sussing out membership so I can eliminate those dreaded moobs)

Lou.m

Oh Damo you just need confidence

Star Lord

I'm quite confident that these are moobs...

Nah I'm grand, people like me for me. I want rid of them for me!

Lou.m

I think that is cool attitude to have.

Feel good about yourself.

And we do like you for you how did you know?:)

Star Lord

Because I've noticed you watching me...

Lou.m

Who me?

I know all and see all.

Star Lord

... from the bushes outside my window