Sarky, In my orifice please.

Lou.m

Oh no no i have godlike / goddesslike powers

Sarky

Christ, just go masturbate on IRC already.

Star Lord

Then why hide in the bushes outside my window?

Lou.m

Sarky I am not that kind of a girl i will have you know.

Nice beard though it has erm qualities.....

Want to join our secret ancient society and sugar army?

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Well i have boobs! Well just about!
Does that count?

Yes.

Lou.m

Right as a tribute to the obvious obsession about boobs by mnay of the fabulous mens on here i am going to attempt to write a boob song. Please feel free to write your own boob song. Oh and please forgive my feeble attempt it is obviously hampered by being female i dont have the impressive single minded focus on the subject as men.

Right here goes.
Man says:
I like big boobs and i cannot lie
All you other fellas cant deny
That when a girl walks in

....Oh wait i think it has been done

Erm okay okay (speaks nervously into microphone) gosh erm this is embarrassing audience looks as though they are going to devour her.

One heckler: Show us your boobs.

LOU : Erm (seriously considers the option for about two seconds!) Erm i am not that sort of girl really i am not i went to a convent school.

Heckler: Hey me too!

LOU : Oh nice to see the lesbian community in here tonight!

LOU:Anyway how about a poem or song. Erm yes thats it yes! This is a boob love song with a difference it is about one boobs love for another boob.

You are never alone in a pair
Oh you are never alone in a pair
I just want to be close to you
I just want to be beside you
Oh god how i love you
Oh god i want to support you
I will always make sure the bra fits on your side
I will always make sure the bra fits on your side

You are never alone in a pair
Oh you are never alone in a pair
When a man snaps your strap it hurts me too.
Believe me i jiggle then just as much as you.
I have never known a day without you
It is only i that understands you
There is a time of the month you wont let no one else touch you
Believe me baby i know that time of month too!
(Goes into rock power ballad mode)
Yeah! Baby i know that time of month too.

You are never alone in a pair
Oh no know you are never alone in a pair.
No no never alone in a pair
Never alone in pair , never alone in a pair............

Crowd: SILENCE
LOU: Erm thank you(runs off stage)

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

LOU : Erm (seriously considers the option for about two seconds!) Erm i am not that sort of girl really i am not i went to a convent school.

you went to a convent school? And that's why you are not that sort of girl?
Contradition in terms there Miss Lou!

Lou.m

Hmmmmm

Actually i was the most innocent in my school really.

First kiss at seventeen!:o

Star Lord

I can beat that, but I refuse to go into the details here...

Nice song missy!

Lou.m

Thanks you it is ok i did my best

Feel free to post your own songs or poems

Jesus Wept

Lou.m wrote:

Hmmmmm

Actually i was the most innocent in my school really.

First kiss at seventeen!:o

you are better off, you have less germs now

Lou.m

Yeah exactly every girl should wait until she is ready for her first kiss.

Lou.m

Yeah exactly every girl should wait until she is ready for her first kiss.

Lou.m

Where is everyone?

Matt Holck

We're right here

Lou.m

Oh thank God Hello Matt

Star Lord

Lou.m wrote:

Where is everyone?

Waiting for their first kiss.

Rozabeez

This thread was cooler back in my day.

Lou.m

Wish we could make it cooler for you:o

Rozabeez

It's ok, you tried. In TCN years I'm about 60 now. Yes, those were the days.

Lou.m

Ah you must pass on the lore to others.:)

funky penguin

Step One; read every post in this thread.

Sarky

Except MoJu's. His posts cause eyecancer.

(<3 MoJu)

Matt Holck

*rubs fleek from the corner of my eye"

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lou.m

funky penguin wrote:

Step One; read every post in this thread.

Done and done.

I always read every post in a thread before i post otherwise i gets confused.

Lou.m

Sarky wrote:

Except MoJu's. His posts cause eyecancer.

(<3 MoJu)

Erm oh dear:( TOO LATE:( is there any cure?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Yes... But i'm afraid the cure is AIDS...

Lou.m

You mean ..... A an I inability to refuse D desert S syndrome:eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

No... Sorry.

Lou.m

I have been informed by my doctor that for a women chocolate cures everything:)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I got pregnant with ice creams baby

jezza

Sex cures everything.

funky penguin

Except Herpes.

jezza

Except herpes. The man that speaketh the truth!

MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU WERE A B@STARD BUT I WUDN'T LISTEN!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Well maybe you're doing it wrong...?

jezza

I've never gotten herpes. Only thing i've gotten from men is a bitter taste in my mouth.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh yea... Well I've never had sex with a dead person!

Check mate!

jezza

Ya mean shes never just laid there and thought of ireland??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh no... She was asleep.

Sarky

I too write about my feelings in my secret diary. The black one with the rasmus drawing.

Star Lord

[emo]
I thought I was the only one!
[/emo]

¬_¬

Lou.m

WOW two sensitive insightful men at once.

Wait a minute are you guys being genuine or is this just a ploy the lure the ladies?

Cause i am not falling for that again. (slips on banana and falls) Ah for SH*TS sake!

Go on tell me your secrets.

Matt Holck

I have a tooth with a hole larger than the enamal that remains
the roots have rotted and infect my jaw and lymthnodes

Star Lord

Ploy?

<_<

>_>

I do not know what you are talking about and strenously deny all knowledge of said ploy... [/bertie]

Shabadu

Shabadu

Actually...

Shabadu

7000! *boogie*

Jesus Wept

7001.

Matt Holck

I love it