Sarky, In my orifice please.

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 10:55pm

WTF? Look at this orifice, it's a mess!

You! Tidy up those papers.

You! What is that? Don't tell me, I don't want to know, just get it out of here, okay?

Ms. Dearg, come with me please, bring your dictation pad.

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 11:01pm

/me snatches up dictation pad and runs to catch up with striding Tallie

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 11:04pm

/me closes over the door.

Now, this is no state for an orifice administrator to let things get to.

I'd really hate to see you go, but I can't think of any disciplinary alternative, can you?

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 11:10pm

I'm terribly sorry sir

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 11:27pm

I am too, but I don't think there's really any alternative, do you?

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 11:30pm

I don't know, is there anything I could do to make it up and keep my job?

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 11:33pm

Well, there really does have to be some disciplinary measure taken, but for such a serious matter written notice would hardly be enough, would it?

Dirk Gently · 04-09-2007 11:37pm

I'd like to remind you two (before you kink the nest up) that personal relationships between company personnel are frowned upon. (Unless ye type dirty good, don't make me cringe kids)

tSubh Dearg · 04-09-2007 11:41pm

Talliesin wrote:

Well, there really does have to be some disciplinary measure taken, but for such a serious matter written notice would hardly be enough, would it?

I don't know, it was so much simpler when I was younger. When I did something bad then I got punished for it by put over a knee and then all was forgiven.

Talliesin · 04-09-2007 11:44pm

Well. That would be rather irregular, but it would certainly have some advantages.

/takes hairbrush out of desk drawer.

Lift up that skirt please.

/closes door, leaving clown bag outside.

Chad ghostal · 04-09-2007 11:45pm

/accidently staples self in groin with anticipation

Talliesin · 05-09-2007 12:03am

/opens the door with a satisfied smile.

tSubh Dearg · 05-09-2007 12:05am

/me walks out of office gingerly, cheeks flushed with contrite embarrassament. Stifles a small whimper while sitting down at her desk.

Chad ghostal · 05-09-2007 12:33am

/sits happily, panting and sweating in his securitah station, gently wiping the security monitors

Matthewthebig · 05-09-2007 1:39am

State of yiz

Matt Holck · 05-09-2007 1:53am

I can't trust anyone who going to eliminate my job because I hurt his pride

I need employment I can depend on
I don't walk off work without making sure the company can function without me
at least a 2 week notice

this man can not be counted on

Star Lord · 05-09-2007 8:27am

FFS who let Holck onto the happy juice again?

Talliesin · 05-09-2007 12:11pm

Reads more like it was unhappy juice.

Star Lord · 05-09-2007 1:45pm

Thats what you might think, but he takes a grim pleasure out of his crazy randomness... I think he should be expelled from the orifice!

Matt Holck · 05-09-2007 5:18pm

the DeDications Thread!
crashes my computer twice
I suspect the high density of flash(?) players in a single window

I encounter the same issue of voltairenyc myspace page