Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 01-10-2007 12:54am

Nuts.

Fancy a coffee? It's covered in bees.

Star Lord · 01-10-2007 8:36am

I don't like coffee, but that sounds... beelicious...

-_-

/me gets coat
/me leaves

Talliesin · 01-10-2007 11:29pm

Thank goodness for that. I thought he'd never leave.

Got any sugar, Sarky?

Sarky · 02-10-2007 8:45pm

I got your sugar right here!

*puckers up*

Talliesin · 02-10-2007 11:51pm

*tweaks beard hairs*

Sarky · 03-10-2007 12:31am

*tweaks nose hairs*

Star Lord · 03-10-2007 9:33am

*tweaks both your nipples and legs it as fast as his little legs can carry him*

Sarky · 14-04-2008 6:56pm

*Swoops in on a pterodactyl dressed like a chicken with fake moustache and glasses*

KAWAI!

*Rescues thread from the horrors of page 11*

UNF!

*flies into the sunset*

FLURGH UB!

Nevyn · 14-04-2008 7:08pm

What a man,

What a monocle!

Adam · 14-04-2008 7:15pm

Thread! You've returned!

Are you jesus? ¬_¬

Matthewthebig · 14-04-2008 7:40pm

o_Ó

Sarky · 15-04-2008 12:12am

Ha, I KNEW I could get MoJu posting here again!

I WIN!

Adam · 15-04-2008 12:40am

Sarky wrote: »

Ha, I KNEW I could get MoJu posting here again!

I WIN!

1-0

Next week: Can Sarky get Shabadu to change it to UdabahS?

Adam · 15-04-2008 12:41am

Sarky wrote: »

Ha, I KNEW I could get MoJu posting here again!

I WIN!

1-0

Next week: Can Sarky get Shabadu to change it to UdabahS?

randylonghorn · 15-04-2008 2:29am

:eek:

The Return of the Orifice, as predicted by the Prophet Haswannad! The End of Days is upon us! Ka-yorema and Mordeth will mate, and the resulting spawn will spring forth fully formed from the bleached orifice of his father, and infest the whole of the land, causing timelags and database errors aplenty. And he will possess the soul of a peace-loving and shy townboy called rb_ie, and in that hour shall his host become the mirror opposite of his true self, contesting with all upon the slightest excuse, and sowing the seeds of dissension wherever he wanders.

But in our darkest hour will step forth a man, a small man, a simple man, who has an unnatural affinity with the dead and the damned, and he shall be known as the 6th Hero.

And the 6th One shall recognise the unnatural spawn of the bleached orifice despite his stealth, and challenge him, and wrestle naked with him in the sacred lake of tapioca, until both shall exhaust themselves. And though they continue to struggle even unto the end of days, neither shall concede nor claim victory, for it is written that it is not their fate to settle the question finally.

And in the final hour shall come to the lake the Lady Beruthiel, the Lady Pam and the Lady Death, and they shall view the protagonists, and judge them. And their judgement shall be final, and on their judgement rests the fate of the land and all who dwell therein.

Sarky · 15-04-2008 1:54pm

Dude, Mordeth mated with yore ma a month ago. Get with the times.

Also I don't like your hero character. Needs more bladder on a stick.

Nevyn · 15-04-2008 2:07pm

ooooh judgement, sentence and then verdict

Sarky · 15-04-2008 2:45pm

I plead Sexy, your honour.

BlitzKrieg · 15-04-2008 4:28pm

*I come from the land of muppets*

Nevyn · 15-04-2008 4:43pm

Sarky wrote: »

I plead Sexy, your honour.

Plead and defense in all in one, we shall have to check this with the courts clerk.....

Sarky · 15-04-2008 8:19pm

Check it with EXTREME PREJUDICE?

randylonghorn · 16-04-2008 1:03am

Sarky wrote: »

Dude, Mordeth mated with yore ma a month ago. Get with the times.

Wait ... Mord actually mated?! :eek:

/checks colour of moon

Sarky wrote: »

Also I don't like your hero character. Needs more bladder on a stick.

Probably needs more stick to the bladder too, but meh.

Thaedydal wrote: »

ooooh judgement, sentence and then verdict

Oy, you ... I made you one of the supreme judges ... you might be a bit more appreciative!

Adam · 16-04-2008 1:21am

I was in court once. I got sentenced to a lifetime of sexy.
It's tough, but I've learned to live with it.

/comb

Sarky · 18-04-2008 1:08pm

/combover

Lou.m · 21-04-2008 12:14am

Mirror wrote: »

I was in court once. I got sentenced to a lifetime of sexy.
It's tough, but I've learned to live with it.

/comb

This is one of the best posts ever:p

I was in court once too although all i got was this lousy restraining order.

Gosh i mean stand outside a guys house singing love songs is romantic but apparently screaming out his name and faking orgasms outside his window is weird!!!:p

I dunno i just dont fit in this world!!

Adam · 21-04-2008 1:09am

Lou.m wrote: »

This is one of the best posts ever:p

I was in court once too although all i got was this lousy restraining order.

Gosh i mean stand outside a guys house singing love songs is romantic but apparently screaming out his name and faking orgasms outside his window is weird!!!:p

I dunno i just dont fit in this world!!

You can stand outside my window faking orgasms any night.

As long as I can turn the hose on you...

Sarky · 21-04-2008 1:17am

Hosing down hobos is hawt.

randylonghorn · 21-04-2008 1:48am

Mirror wrote: »

As long as I can turn the hose on you...

You're not fooling anyone, we knew exactly what you were thinking off there!

Matt Holck · 22-04-2008 5:42am

The great Sarky has returned

please accept my humble offering of mixed berries instant oatmeal

may it bring you health and nurishment

Sarky · 30-04-2008 12:54pm

MATT!

I haven't read anything from you in ages, how the hell are you? Still surreal? How's the gammy knee?

Matt Holck · 30-04-2008 2:15pm

knees alright

my fingers and stiff and jamming

Adam · 30-04-2008 2:22pm

Jamming is fun. I'm jamming later. Gonna get my bass on. Hopefully my fingers aren't stiff! :eek:

Nevyn · 30-04-2008 2:40pm

Raspberry Jam ?

Adam · 30-04-2008 2:42pm

I prefer my raspberrys whole.

No, it's not a pet name. :pac:

Matt Holck · 30-04-2008 2:48pm

the vampires posture
while the christians conduct my funeral
as I sit in the pew

Sherifu · 30-04-2008 2:49pm

Jam. Period.

Jesus Wept · 30-04-2008 3:03pm

Sarky · 30-04-2008 3:45pm

Jesus, Rigger, we were just having a little jam-related fun, but THAT'S TAKING THINGS TOO FAR!

Matt Holck · 02-05-2008 5:57am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ClO9YJm34

tSubh Dearg · 08-05-2008 9:10am

Did someone say jam???

/me profers avatar

Gone West · 08-05-2008 9:43am

Mirror wrote: »

I prefer my raspberrys whole.

No, it's not a pet name. :pac:

Is Jammified a word?
mmmmm

Adam · 08-05-2008 9:51am

Ask my dog.

>.>

<.<

tSubh Dearg · 08-05-2008 10:03am

Your dog's been jammified?

Adam · 08-05-2008 10:27am

He hasn't not been jammified....

tSubh Dearg · 10-05-2008 10:31pm

/me ponders

Wasn't there a dragon knocking around in here a few pages ago?

Matt Holck · 10-05-2008 11:13pm

I just saw Bridge to Terrabithia
where people imagine they are things like dragons and norse gods
only the guy pretending to be a godling
dies in a car accident

Sarky · 12-05-2008 10:06pm

Pfft, there's no such thing as dragons, tSubh.

Mormons on the other hand are a very real threat. Remember to check behind your toilet for Mormons EVERY NIGHT. That's when they strike!

tSubh Dearg · 13-05-2008 3:44pm

I only found spiders behind my toilet, I'm not sure a Mormon could hide there but I think a Jehovah's Witness could

Sarky · 13-05-2008 4:15pm

Tempt them out by using the watchtower as toilet paper.

Sherifu · 13-05-2008 4:45pm

That or a big smelly crap.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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