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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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#7102 13-05-2008 11:54pm

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They'll think it's their god!

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#7103 14-05-2008 12:15am

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Wouldn't you?

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#7104 14-05-2008 12:51am

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Mirror wrote: »

Wouldn't you?

Yes.

Wait ... what was the question?!

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#7105 14-05-2008 12:53am

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It was a hidden question. I hid it in my mind. It may have referenced yore ma. :pac:

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#7106 14-05-2008 12:56am

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Mirror wrote: »

It was a hidden question. I hid it in my mind. It may have referenced yore ma. :pac:

/plucks thought out of Mirror's dustbin mind.

Eewwww!

/returns it, and reports for decontamination.

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#7107 14-05-2008 1:14am

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My brains!! :eek:

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#7108 14-05-2008 2:57am

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Ya never missed them before!

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#7109 14-05-2008 8:13am

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randylonghorn wrote: »

Ya never missed them before!

Valid argument, but one which I resent on principle.

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#7110 14-05-2008 8:17am

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An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

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#7111 14-05-2008 8:30am

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Sherifu wrote: »

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

Bothar bainne cailin milis.

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#7112 15-05-2008 1:25am

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Sherifu wrote: »

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

Tá.

Ach ná bí ag fapaíocht ann arís, in ainm De!

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#7113 15-05-2008 1:41am

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Is aoibheann liom an gealach!

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#7114 15-05-2008 1:53am

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An gealach? Tusa, CM, B!ue agus Irish_Wolf ... ceathrar faolchúnna na hoiche!

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#7115 15-05-2008 2:03am

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tá mo sheomra ró-fhuair.

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#7116 15-05-2008 8:05am

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Rozabeez wrote: »

tá mo sheomra ró-fhuair.

Tá mo loins an te!

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#7117 15-05-2008 11:17pm

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Mirror wrote: »

Tá mo loins an te!

Tá difríocht ann!!!

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#7118 16-05-2008 1:01pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeamZwnfyY

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#7119 16-05-2008 5:16pm

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Ciúnas bóthar, cáilín báinne.

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#7120 16-05-2008 5:19pm

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nummnutts wrote: »

Ciúnas bóthar, cáilín báinne.

Damn joo! I couldn't remember it... Fail I suppose.

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#7121 24-05-2008 9:06pm

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/me falls upon the foolproof method of helping people remember Irish phrases, as developped by the Christian Brothers and Sisters of Mercy, and whacks Mirror repeatedly with a big lump of a stick.

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#7122 19-08-2008 10:45pm

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Talliesin wrote: »

/me falls upon the foolproof method of helping people remember Irish phrases, as developped by the Christian Brothers and Sisters of Mercy, and whacks Mirror repeatedly with a big lump of a shtick.

FYP

You're in Cyaaaavan now lad! :pac:

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#7123 23-08-2008 2:33am

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HEY! HEY YOU GUYS!

LOOK AT ME!! HELLO! GUYS?!!!

HI!!! I'M HERE, LOOK!!*

*person depicted in photoo may not be square_igloo.

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#7124 24-06-2009 9:55pm

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OMG! :O

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#7125 24-06-2009 9:58pm

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Yay, it only took 10 months and 1 day for someone to notice me!

Sarky will be my Squishy and I will call him Squishy...

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#7126 24-06-2009 10:00pm

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Alas, in order to become a moderator I had to marry Tar.Aldarion, our forbidden love can never* be. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it has to be.

*unless you meet me out the back in 5 minutes >_>

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#7127 24-06-2009 10:07pm

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Wife how dare you!

not invite me

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#7128 24-06-2009 10:11pm

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I'm not sure why or how, but I forgot about this thread...

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#7129 24-06-2009 10:16pm

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Nuptials for Modships that's beautiful. Congratulations

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#7130 24-06-2009 10:16pm

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Sarky wrote: »

Alas, in order to become a moderator I had to marry Tar.Aldarion, our forbidden love can never* be. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it has to be.

*unless you meet me out the back in 5 minutes >_>

AAARGH I'm 5 minutes and 21 seconds away from the back. I'll never make it in time.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Wife how dare you!

not invite me

Woah! Did you say Wife?
Ya mean Sarky's a chick?
So you're......LESBIANS???!! :eek:

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#7131 24-06-2009 10:18pm

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Well Tar certainly is. I'm not so sure myself, which is why I called big spoon just to be safe.

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#7132 24-06-2009 10:25pm

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no silver escalope no spoon

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#7133 24-06-2009 10:31pm

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Bah! I'm glad I cheated on you at the wedding reception!

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#7134 24-06-2009 10:33pm

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As official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments, plus a Saint of the Cult of Sarky, plus Jam Girl of Team Something with the power to turn things into Jam and move things with my mind, I am necroing this thread cause I it and it is full of the luls.

Now for your viewing pleasure is something a bit odd.

Oh Orifice how I love thee! /licks walls of the Orifice.

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#7135 24-06-2009 10:51pm

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Yay! Hugztiem for all! Except Tar, who's getting the cold shoulder treatment.

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#7136 24-06-2009 10:59pm

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HIm what's that warm liquid on your shoulder you ask

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#7137 24-06-2009 11:02pm

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Clearly I am a brain atuned to the mighty one!

Time to get priestessing again. Where's a eunuch when you need one?

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#7138 24-06-2009 11:10pm

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*points at Tar*

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#7139 24-06-2009 11:18pm

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Excellent!

*gets the eunuching shears*

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#7140 24-06-2009 11:19pm

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don't worry the blender already got me

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#7141 24-06-2009 11:26pm

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Well that saves me a job.

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#7142 24-06-2009 11:28pm

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Tar's helpful like that.

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#7143 24-06-2009 11:30pm

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I am waiting a glorious statment form the new Diktator of the nest,
the leader is dead long live the Diktator.

Titlles how come you have titles? who come I don't hav titles, I don't remeber if I did, did I leave themsome where?

Can someone help me find my titles?

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#7144 24-06-2009 11:32pm

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[joke about misreading "titles" as "titties"]

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#7145 24-06-2009 11:33pm

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I refound my titles around page 11 (40 ppp) when Shabs was being Grand Vizier. Though funnily enough I think the turban got passed onto Sarklor.

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#7146 24-06-2009 11:36pm

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What's all this about then?

Genealogy Forum Mod

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#7147 24-06-2009 11:38pm

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Hermy wrote: »

What's all this about then?

Summed up? Flying monkeys and gin.

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#7148 24-06-2009 11:39pm

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tSubh Dearg wrote: »

Summed up? Flying monkeys and gin.

Monkeys?

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#7149 24-06-2009 11:39pm

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Hermy wrote: »

What's all this about then?

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind anyone jumping into a several-hundred-page thread without reading through it, but this time I recommend it. You'll never look at Jaffa Cakes the same way again, I promise.

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#7150 24-06-2009 11:50pm

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Thaedydal wrote: »

Can someone help me find my titles?

loads of titles here

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#7151 25-06-2009 12:00am

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and really what fool tires to read the Orifice at less then 40 ppp.

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