Sarky, In my orifice please.

tSubh Dearg

A foolish fool?

Hermy

Thank you peoples.
Now I understand.

Oh, welcome to the Nest Sarky and Tar.:p

Nevyn

Sarky wrote: »

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind anyone jumping into a several-hundred-page thread without reading through it, but this time I recommend it. You'll never look at Jaffa Cakes the same way again, I promise.

Young Orestes is attempting to read the Orifice for the first time starting at page 1........ by the time he is done he will have an inter dimensional portal in his brain or be curled up in a coma at the horror.

Undergod

Pffft. Yeah.

Tar.Aldarion

this thread is now the read beore you post thread, we can question you on it at any time

tSubh Dearg

Thank goodness I saved my crib notes on this thread!

Sarky

POP QUIZ!

tSubh: What song lyrics were the FIRST to appear in the Orifice?

Matthewthebig

Your lord and master has appeared

Sarky

Dude, I appeared a whole page ago!

Undergod

As if.

Sarky

Undergod, you go to your room until your attitude changes, young man!

Nevyn

Post # 18

Sarky wrote: »

*Switches*

A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...

Do I get a prise?

Sarky

Well, I was asking tSubh, but I'm nothing if not completely unfair. Thaed gets 5 points!

Nevyn

but she deserted us and went to bed....with out us, my how things have changed...

Sarky

I blame Talliesin.

orestes

Thaedydal wrote: »

Young Orestes is attempting to read the Orifice for the first time starting at page 1........ by the time he is done he will have an inter dimensional portal in his brain or be curled up in a coma at the horror.

I'm on page 15 and can already see through time. By the time I'm finished I expect to have ascended to a higher state of being.

Undergod

Sarky wrote: »

Undergod, you go to your room until your attitude changes, young man!

I don't have to stick around here!


...can someone lend me a motorbike so I can look rebellious?

Nevyn

Sarky wrote: »

I blame Talliesin.

Those are indeed wise words and applicable in so many ways and in so many situations....

Undergod

Talliesin has a motorbike?

Sarky

He did admit to being a two-stroke man when he was drunk...

Sparky

Sarky wrote: »

He did admit to being a two-stroke man when he was drunk...

Damn that no thanks in here:



Damn it

Sarky

OMG SPANKEH!

orestes

Sparky wrote: »

Damn that no thanks in here:



Damn it

You're the admin, start poking stuff and see what happens

Undergod

Whatever.

Sarky

That's IT, Undergod, you're grounded for a week.

Nevyn

Undergod wrote: »

Talliesin has a motorbike?

Y'know I have never heard his bride to be referred to as that before.....

Sarky

Oh, she's at least a four-stroke.

Matt Holck

hello sarky
I thought you must have died
a long long time ago

come back to visit?

thanks exists where posting tangents would be considered off topic Sparky

Sarky

No, Thaed cruelly manipulated me into being made a moderator of this place. I'm here to stay. God, I want to delete that count to a million thread so much. Standards as to what constitutes "silly" have gone way downhill.

Nevyn

What? who me?
/Stands demurely playing with the hem of her skirt and looking at the toes of her shoes...

Matt Holck

the count to a million thread is my only retirement plan sadly

gotta go run another episode of the jolly ranchers

Matt Holck

you fed my false belly dance info

KnifeWRENCH

Wait, I saw titties on that last page! I want titties!

.......

Oh, titles. Yeah, give me some of them too.

randylonghorn

orestes wrote: »

You're the admin, start poking stuff and see what happens

You're actually addressing that to Spankeh?!!

At least put him under a geas to stick to the virtual world, otherwise he'll end up in prison!

Sarky

*huggles all*

I missed you crazy bastards*. Let's never fight again. Unless we have a fight thread.


*the sights were a little off

Nevyn

pesky sights, see that is why you should nuke the site form orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Sarky

You know very well that when we tried that last time it resulted in randylonghorn.

KnifeWRENCH

orestes wrote: »

start poking stuff and see what happens

I was tolded that if I ever did that again Jesus wouldn't love me anymore.

Star Lord

We no longer need yore jeebus, we have Sarkrab teh almighty, with his pincer of doom, and his appetite for destruction (and cheesecake)

kerash

Sarky wrote: »

No, Thaed cruelly manipulated me into being made a moderator of this place. I'm here to stay. God, I want to delete that count to a million thread so much. Standards as to what constitutes "silly" have gone way downhill.

:eek:

Sarky

That, or change it to base 4 so you get there quicker. Naughty people trying to break the database. YOU MAKE CULTEH CRY!

tSubh Dearg

Sarky wrote: »

*Switches*

A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...

Sarky wrote: »

POP QUIZ!

tSubh: What song lyrics were the FIRST to appear in the Orifice?

The answer is post 18! I went to bed and the answer came to me in a dream!

Matt, you were never the Lord and Master, you were one of the nubile handmaidens. Go read page 11 or so (40 ppp)

Rhyme

oh hai.

Undergod

No doubt.

tSubh Dearg

Rhyme! It's like the end of wizard of oz.... "and you were there, and you were there...."

Rhyme

I was Toto.


Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

Sarky

*looks around nest*

When did it turn into AH without the wit?

Matt Holck

AH is too crowded with contenders


OH I see

I need to talk like I'm in charge and put other people in their place and complain how things used to be better to be lord and master and possibly male


http://www.takeourword.com/TOW197/page2.html

Sarky

At least you never changed Matt.

Matt Holck