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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #202
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    cycle of your ma!


  • #203
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    /me secretly takes pictures of everything


  • #204
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me takes pictures of YORE MA.


  • #205
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    /Me shows Pictures of Notme's Ma to Sarky's Ma and takes pictures of Sarky's Ma masturbating to them and gives them to Notme's Ma.


  • #206
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    One day, someone will say YORE MA to my son. THEN WHAT'LL HAPPEN??!


  • #207
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    he'll say "so? YORE MA"


  • #208
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Piste wrote:
    /Me shows Pictures of Notme's Ma to Sarky's Ma and takes pictures of Sarky's Ma masturbating to them and gives them to Notme's Ma.
    Ah now c'mon now that's taking it a bit far. :mad: *






















    * :p


  • #209
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    One day, someone will say YORE MA to my son. THEN WHAT'LL HAPPEN??!

    You will cease to exist. The only option is to kill your son.


  • #210
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whyyyyyyyyyyy? My only son...............




    You cannot imagine how long i've been waiting to say that when there's some sort of relevance involved.


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  • #211
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Since you first found out it was a boy, I'd wager...


  • #212
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Long before I got up the up the pole.


  • #213
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ow!

    I just did something very painful to my right shoulder. Typing is painful.

    EVERYONE PITY ME AND GIVE ME ICECREAM!


  • #214
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Maternal instinct........kicking...in.....must comfort......


    there there. Do you want me to kiss it better?

    ice%20cream.JPG


  • #215
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me grabs icecream greedily

    No time for you old woman!


  • #216
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    FP are having a crush on sarky, no? We should let you into HoLL to see the sarky thread.

    My ex heard about this, and she wants access so she can gloat... :eek:


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  • #217
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    There is no 'sarky thread' twas merely a larf. Who's yer ex and i'll ask the girlies to put her on the list?


  • #218
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You... You mean it was all a...Lie?
    So... Confused... Hnyyyarrrrrgh...

    *'Splodey head*


  • #219
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I need to use the toilet. 0_o


  • #220
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Wheres Marcel Duchamp when you need him?


  • #221
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YORE MA's house.

    ZING!!!!!!1


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  • #222
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    YORE MA's house.

    ZING!!!!!!1
    *SHOCK*

    So obvious it must be true. I was wondering why someone had written "R.Mutt 1917" on the loo the last time I was there. :confused:


    I thought it was meant to say :'U R Mutt'


  • #223
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    In kilmainham jail, someone wrote "Piersey was ere 1916". That cracked me up.


  • #224
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Can we have a disco..
    id like to disco..


  • #225
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    C'mon everyone! Party in fp's orifice!


    disco.jpg


  • #226
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    TCN: teh most attractive forum evarr!

    disco.jpg


  • #227
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I got my hair done up all special like :D
    wigs.jpg


  • #228
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Me and FP. He's the blonde.

    4427.jpg


  • #229
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Dont rozabeez and sarky make a cute couple?

    rozza.jpg
    sarky.jpg


  • #230
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Er, wheres sarky's beard gone?


  • #231
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    That's a little creepy.


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  • #232
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah, that fellow's not nearly dashing and handsome enough to be me.


  • #233
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Yes and those black curls are nothing like my funky red hair!


  • #234
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Some of us here have funky black curly hair.


  • #235
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    perhaps you may have been a little misrepresented....

    i was going for the "essence" .. *COugh*..


    yeah..ill just climb out through the doggy door :cool:


  • #236
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Send pictures.


  • #237
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    perhaps you may have been a little misrepresented....

    i was going for the "essence" .. *COugh*..

    But the beard is my *heart*!


  • #238
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    http://compsoc.nuigalway.ie/~psychobitch/pics/Beauty%20is%20in%20the%20Eyes%20of%20the%20Beard.jpg

    You see? Although I must point out that I don't often wear googly eyes in my facial hair, that was a special occasion. Well, I mean I was drunk.


  • #239
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I hereby proclaim Sarky King of the Nest. As the resident Bishop it's my right.


  • #240
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yeah youll need to get him a thing..a hat thing..with jewels..
    eh..
    the name escapes me..


    And a queen..
    someone he'll make babies with..
    and knights..
    and stable folk..and
    many many womens for the extra-marital affairz..and
    some peeps.. i.e. servants and.folk living on his land..
    and..eh...
    some cuckoooos..
    and..eh..


    this is tough..cant we just make him chief.. or captain..or ..something..


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  • #241
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    crown.jpg

    He's king- he gets to pick who his queen/ princes etc. are. I'm guessing FP for queen.


  • #242
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I hereby promote Shabadu to Grand Vizier.

    That should be safe enough...


  • #243
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Grand Vizier of the Cuckoo's Nest. Me likey. =)


  • #244
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whaddya mean 'safe enough'?


  • #245
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody trusts the Grand Vizier. It's the law.


  • #246
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You've been reading too much Scheherazade.


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  • #247
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Look, it'd be nice if there was something we could do about it, but we are just one man...


  • #248
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Careful or i'll marry your daughter, use my evil magic to turn you into a flamingo and take over the kingdom.


  • #249
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I knew I picked the right bod for the job. I like your moxie, Shabby. Now Grand Vizier Also In Charge Of Monkeys!


  • #250
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I think I have to put that in my sig. Or emblazon it on my turban.


  • #251
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Lameturb.gif


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