Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky

Excellen-

Oh, I seem to have dropped my sceptre. I'll just turn my back to you and bend down to pick it up again...

Shabadu

/coats his revealed flesh in a light layer of neck poison which turns you into a peacock after 3 nights.

Shabadu

Ah, most splendiferous sultan may you live forever, the time of my marriage to the princess draws near. Please sign these papers.

jezza

whod marri him in all fairness.
sarky, no offence

Sarky

That does it, you're queen, just for spite.

Shabadu

jezza wrote:

whod marri him in all fairness.
sarky, no offence

You obviously haven't seen the beard.

jezza

hey buddy!!!
you aint gettin me into a dress d'ya ere

Sarky

I don't think I have any problem with you not wearing a dress...

jezza

im very demanding and im tempermental and im stubborn!
and they my good points!!
jessie no marry u araghhhhh help!! arranged i telll yis!! ARRANGED

Shabadu

As Grand Vizier I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now lick the bride.

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

As Grand Vizier I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now lick the bride.

oi ms offaly!
i objectus!!

Sarky

Oh, it won't be so bad, I'm really nice once you get to know me.


Now put on this ball-gag and PVC mask...

DonkeyStyle \o/

Hey what's going on here?
Why is this thread still going?
Where are my keys?

Sarky

The answer to all three is YORE MA.

jezza

Sarky wrote:

Oh, it won't be so bad, I'm really nice once you get to know me.


Now put on this ball-gag and PVC mask...

oh yeah babiee :rolleyes:

NotMe

Are there any jobs for me in Sarkys kingdom? I'd like to be a knight or a stable boy.

Sarky

You'll have to as Grand Vizier Also In Charge Of Monkeys Shabadu, I'm busy turning into a peacock...

jezza

NotMe wrote:

Are there any jobs for me in Sarkys kingdom? I'd like to be a knight or a stable boy.

eh no since i is queen u can be my foot massager if u want!!
aint that right king sarky?

Sarky

*Squawk*

/me displays huge scintillating tail-feathers

jezza

Sarky wrote:

*Squawk*

/me displays huge scintillating tail-feathers

*crys* weve only been married 5 minutes literally!! how could you *sob* do this............

Sarky

*Peck*

NotMe

Well foot massager is an ok job I guess?

Shabadu

NotMe is declared official Tender of the Chicken Tenders.

Oh Sultan (mayheliveforever) of the majestic penor, eat yer bird seed.

Donkeystyle is declared official Fumbler of the Verbs.

Matthewthebig

Titles?

madness!

Shabadu

Matthewthebig wrote:

Titles?

madness!

^^ subtle attempt to get one there Matt.

Moju is officially proclaimed Sultry Handmaiden to the Grand Vizier.

Now dance the dance of lurve for me.

/ululates

Matthewthebig

/me dances dance of love

all my posts in here are 1337!

NotMe

Wooo! Official Tender of the Chicken Tenders! That beats foot massager any day.

funky penguin

The things I miss when I work....... 0_0

I baggsie Official Depressed Court Jester.

*Hey Nonny Nonny*

(Jingling of merry bells)

jezza

NotMe wrote:

Wooo! Official Tender of the Chicken Tenders! That beats foot massager any day.

:eek: im queen dis ere??

NotMe

jezza wrote:

:eek: im queen dis ere??

Oi opologise yore marjarstee

jezza

NotMe wrote:

Oi opologise yore marjarstee

oh you said sorry!!!1
oh!oh!oh!
*huggles*

funky penguin

"Nonny nonny ho ho!"

/Me does little jig.

jezza

funky penguin wrote:

"Nonny nonny ho ho!"

/Me does little jig.

*huggles 2* what ever ^^ that was

NotMe

*laughs at funky jester*

*massages queen jezzas feet*

*tends the chicken tenders*

Shabadu

Funky Penguin stripped of self-appointed Jester title. Proclaimed official Splitter of Banana Splits and Jingly Dancer of Disrepute.

tba

Shabadu wrote:

Funky Penguin stripped of self-appointed Jester title. Proclaimed official Splitter of Banana Splits and Jingly Dancer of Disrepute.

does that mean Im fired?

Matthewthebig

/me handmaidens

Shabadu

tba wrote:

does that mean Im fired?

Either fp has signed in under his bro's account or there's a warp in the space-time continuum*. <

---

that is the correct spelling by the way.






* The Sultan (mayheliveforever)'s wang must be approaching.



Hand me that maiden, handmaiden.

Matthewthebig

/me picks up maiden and throws at Shabadu

Shabadu

Jealous much?

Matthewthebig

not at all

/me places pins in Shabadu shaped voodoo doll

Shabadu

/starts feeling funny in her special area

Matthewthebig

pervert!

funky penguin

Shabadu wrote:

Either fp has signed in under his bro's account or there's a warp in the space-time continuum*. <

---

that is the correct spelling by the way.






* The Sultan (mayheliveforever)'s wang must be approaching.



Hand me that maiden, handmaiden.

[SERIOUS_PENGUIN] I'm afraid I don't know his password. I know my other brothers' one though... :cool:[/SERIOUS_PENGUIN]

Anyway, I do like my new title.

Splitter of Banana Splits and Jingly Dancer of Disrepute.

/me splits dancers and does the banana of disrepute.

I need practice.


*Hey nonny nonny*

Shabadu

Good job, fp. In that case I proclaim tba official Confuddler of Virtual Scenarios

Sarky

*Flap-flap*

Matthewthebig

/me handmaidens

Chad ghostal

/Me mumbles

Shabadu

Chad proclaimed official Face of Disturbing Mumbles.


Whats happening right now: Sultan (mayheliveforever) turns momentarily from peacock into Sultana, than back to his royal Sarkyness of the Googley beard. The Grand Vizier did this as she realises the beard triumphs over all. Sultan (mayheliveforever) divorces his Queen Jezza of the Huggles so she can pursue her tender relationship with the tender of the chicken tenders.

Sultan (mayheliveforever)realises Grand Vizier a female in disguise, whips off her fake beard, shaves off the real beard hidden within, then takes her off to the royal chamber for snusnu. He then brings in another Harem girl. Vizier turns haarem girl into sock, little knowing Sultan (mayheliveforever) has a thing for socks. Vizier turns sock into grape, knowing Sultan (mayheliveforever) won't eat an unpeeled grape. Sultan (mayheliveforever) throws the competition away.

NotMe

/me tends to the chicken tenders